欢迎来到旧金山,湾边之城 Welcome to San Francisco,the city by the bay,
拥有著3万个消防栓 home to 30,000 fire hydrants,
4百万颗网球 4,000,000 tennis balls...
以及非常宽松的便便法律 and very liberal pooper scooper laws.
我叫做幸运 My name is Lucky.
如果你还没猜出来我是一只狗 你应该记得“怪医杜立德”而他就是我的主人 I'm a dog,in case you hadn't guessed,and I belong to this man.
大家都记得杜立德医生吧 You remember Dr. Dolittle, right?
那个能跟动物说话的人 The guy who can talk to animals?
如果不记得的话我来帮你回忆一下 If you don't,let me jog your memory.
他是个医生,还能跟动物说话 He's a doctor,and he talks to animals.
不管怎么样,他比以前还要忙了 Well, anyways,he's busier than ever.
医生，是 卡森先生约好 10点钟的全身检查 Doctor, you've got Mr. Carson at 10:00 for a full workup.
温宁顿先生12点要做心电图 Mr. Wennington's E.K.G. is at 12:00.
布鲁太太打电话来说背上出疹子 约好11点15分看诊 Mrs. Bloom called.She's got a bad rash.I told her 11:15.
-好,知道了 -阿暴12点半要来除虫 - I gotcha. - Buster's got a deworming at 12:30.
小米又开始咳嗽了 约好了1点钟 下午排了一连串的绝育 Misty's kennel cough is back.I put her at 1:00. Afternoon-- wall-to-wall neuters.
你今晚还有扶轮社的餐叙 You've got the Rotary Club dinner tonight.
-[幸运] 明天早上要跟狗狗俱乐部吃早餐 -好,把卡森先生延到11点 - [ Lucky ] The Kennel Club breakfast tomorrow. - Push Mr. Carson to 11:00.
阿暴的除虫改到12点 心电图改到12点半 小米改到1点15 I will deworm Buster at 12:00, do the E.K.G. at 12:30. Move Misty to 1:15.
还有..别乱搞我的病历了 上星期我差点给帕尼其先生绝育了 And stop mixing up my charts. Last week you almost had me neutering Mr. Panitch.
是吗 我听说帕尼其太太还求之不得呢 From what I hear, you'd be doing Mrs. Panitch a favor.
女士优先,谢谢 Any time, ladies.Thank you.
不管他有多忙 医生总是会挪时间来帮助动物 No matter how busy he got, Doc always found time to help animals.
嗨,我叫班迪 Hi. My name is Bandit.
嗨,班迪…你好吗，班迪？ Hi, Bandit.How you doin',Bandit?
我是只流浪狗 And I'm a stray.
没关系,我们都是流浪狗… That's okay. We're all strays.
我知道第一次说出来有多困难 班迪,慢慢来 I know how hard it is the first time to get up there.Take your time.
-一步一步来,班迪 -没错,说得对 - One paw at a time, Bandit. - Right. Never give up hope.
别放弃希望,班迪 永远不要放弃 不只是班迪,每一只狗都听好 Never, ever give up hope.Not just Bandit.All you dogs, listen to me.
这里的每一只狗都可以找到家 成为某人的好朋友 Every dog here can find a family and be somebody's best friend.
真的吗 让我听你们说 我是某个人的好朋友 Let me hear you say that.Say, "I am somebody's best friend."
-我是某个人的好朋友… -再说一次 - I'm somebody's best friend! - One more time. Again.
我是某个人的好朋友 I am somebody's best friend!
[狗] 我是某个最好的朋友… [ Dogs ] I am somebody's best friend!
没错…没错… That's right.That's right.
对了,北滩区 有一家人想养一只看门狗 Also, there's a family out in North Beach that's trying to find a good watchdog,
不会在家里大小便,喜欢小孩的 somebody that's housebroken and great with kids.
有谁受过安保训练的吗 Any of you guys got a background in security?
拉斯迪有,拉斯迪是看门狗 Oh, that'd be Rusty.Rusty's a watchdog.
-拉斯迪是谁 -拉斯迪是…糟糕 - Who's Rusty? - Rusty, tell-- Oh, no.
拉斯迪 打断我干嘛 Rusty! This better be important.
没事 没事,拉斯迪 No, uh,never mind, Rusty.
上面写着：“不能老是舔屁股。” It says, "Must not lick ass all the time."
[幸运的叙述] 全国的动物园都需要医生的帮助 [ Lucky Narrating ] Every zoo in the country had a job for the Doc.
他最擅长的就是心理辅导 He was especially good at matters of the heart.
你们上次生龟宝宝是多久以前的事了 How long's it been since you guys made little baby turtles?
[男] 不太久,大概20年前吧 [ Male ] Oh, not that long. Maybe 20 years.
[女] 下星期就满48年了 [ Female ] It'll be 48 years next Monday.
好,了解了,我知道问题了 我知道怎么解决 Okay, I see the problem here.I know what to do. Listen.
好了,我开个药给你 碾碎了以后混在食物里面吃 I'm gonna give you these pills. I want you to crush 'em up and put 'em in your food.
-是吗,这是干嘛的 -哦 - Oh, yeah? What do they do? - Oh!
哦！你真是美呆了 Oh, yeah!You're looking fine!
我来了,宝贝 Comin' at ya, baby!
[幸运的叙述] 事实上,他成了国际名人 [ Lucky Narrating ] In fact, he became an international celebrity,
足迹遍布大江南北 traveling from Alaska to Australia.
[小声说] 在我身边的是国际名人杜立德医生 [ Whispering ] I'm here with the world-famous Dr. Dolittle,
他能跟动物沟通 who actually speaks with animals.
我们现在要做的是偷偷的接近... Now, what we're gonna do is sneak up on...
然后救援这只不知情的鳄鱼 and rescue this unsuspecting alligator.
但我们得非常安静 它才不知道我们来了 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,678、 捕捉鳄鱼的诀窍 就是要当心它那 But we'll have to be quiet so he doesn't know we're here. 62 The trick with catching this alligator is to be wary of those teeth.
巨大而尖锐的牙齿 [咆哮声] 嗨 杜立德 Huge, penetrating teeth. [ Alligator ] Hey, Dolittle.
我现在做的是 让这家伙以为我不知道他在我身后 See, what I'm doin' is allowin' Steve to think that I don't know he's back there.
等到他想抓我的时候 Wait until he tries to grab me.
一个转身迅速的把他的手咬下来 它还不知道我们在这里 Turn on him and, Bob's your uncle, bite his arm off!
我得搂住他的脖子，坚持住-- I'm gonna have to get my arm around his neck and hang on--
史提夫 我觉得它知道我们在这里 Steve, I think he knows we're over here.
我不想暴露我们的身份 就是现在 Shh! I don't want to blow the element of surprise. Now!
-[咆哮] -冲啊 - [ Roars ] - Oh!
[史提夫] 天啊,我的手 [ Steve ] Oh, crikey! Me arm!
医生…好像大家都需要医生的帮助 Yeah, it seemed everybody wanted a piece of the good doctor.
他的家人都能体谅 And his family understood.
大部分的家人啦 Well, most of them did.
但我们马上就要讲到这一部分了。非常感谢。 But we'll get to that part in a minute.Thank you.
现在我得开门了 [小声嘀咕] Right now I gotta answer the door. [ Muttering ]
是哪位 Yeah? Who's there?
是我,我忘了带钥匙,开门 It's me.I forgot my key.Open up.
[幸运] 医生 那我想你得求求我罗 [ Lucky ] Then I guess you'll have to beg.Come on, boy! Beg!
来嘛,求我啊,来 Get it?Role reversal.
懂了吗,我们在互换角色 因为,通常只有人类才会叫狗求… 'Cause usually it's the human t-that says to the dog, uh--
你最好快点给我开门 否则我... I know you'd better open up the door before I--
快点开门,幸运 Just open the door, Lucky.
-既然我是你养的 我这次就让你进来吧 -好,谢谢,谢谢你们 -Seeing as you're the one that feeds me, I'm gonna let you in. -Okay, thank you. Thank you.
你们看谁从法国回来了 Guess who's back from France!
约翰？ 嘿 John? Hey!
嘿你好吗？嗨，亲爱的。 Hey! How you doin'? Hi, sweetie.
[咕噜咕噜声] [ Grunting ]
-我从巴黎给你买了件礼物。 -这是给我的？ -I got you a present from Paris. -That's for me?
对,这是给你的 这是… 是给我们的 Yes, that's for you. That's for us. Oh!
[笑声] 我也可以一起享用这个礼物 [ Laughs ] I can enjoy this present as well.
不过，你知道什么才是真正好的礼物吗？那是什么？ You know what would be a really nice present, though? What's that?
如果你能把守在门口的那些疯狂粉丝赶得远远的 If you could keep that flock of your faithful away from the building.
我很抱歉。我稍后再和他们谈谈。 I'm sorry. I'll talk to 'em later.
-爸比 -嘿 宝贝,你好吗 -Daddy! -Hey, baby! How you doin'?
你看,我从墨西哥买了礼物送给你 I got you a little present from Mexico.
谢谢。我想知道这是什么。 Gracias.I wonder what it is.
啊！地震,快打9-1-1! Aah! Earthquake! 9-1-1!
不…别这样摇 好痛,我的肚子 Oh, no, no. I wouldn't shake it. Ow! My spleen!
哦，真疼。哦，他真可爱。谢谢，爸爸。 Ooh, that hurt. Oh, he's so cute. Thanks, Dad.
嘿，这不是巴亚尔塔港渡假村啊。 Hey, this isn't Puerto Vallarta.
它是只变色龙 它会随周围环境变色 It's a chameleon. It can change color against different backgrounds
[变色龙] 搅拌机师傅在屋里！ [ Chameleon ] The blendmaster is in the house!
我要消失了！现在你看到我了——噗！现在你又看不到了，嗯？ I gonna disappear! Now you see me-- Poof! Now you don't, eh?
-不，我们还能看到你。 -我没消失吗,我没隐身吗？ - No, we can still see you. - I'm not gone? I'm not invisible?
你还记得今天是莎莉丝的生日吗 You did remember Charisse's birthday?
当然记得,你买了史汀森的蛋糕吗 I sure did. You remember to get the cake from Stinson's?
事实上莎莉丝不想跟家人一起过生日 Uh, actually, Charisse doesn't want to have a family birthday party.
为什么,我们一直都是一起过的 What's that about? I thought we always celebrate together.
-[变色龙] 你们有绿色的东西吗？ -把它带回你的房间。 - [ Chameleon ] You have anything green? - Take this thing to your room.
鳄梨？一颗大酸菜？ Guacamole? A big pickle?
-她有个约会。 -[变色龙] 我很沮丧啊。 - She's got a date. - [ Chameleon ] I suck.
-约会?跟谁约会 -我没问 她长大了,约翰 - A date? With who? - I didn't ask. She's a big girl now, John.
我得问问这约会是怎么回事 We'll see about this date thing.
寿星在哪里 呃，现在联络不到她 Where's the birthday girl at? Uh, she's unreachable.
联络不到什么意思,她在哪里 What? Where is she?
在她房里 房门锁著,用耳机在听音乐 She's in her room with the door locked and headphones on.
-你打她呼叫器吧 -她人在家里还联络不到,还听著耳机 - You could try paging her. - She's in the house, and she's unreachable?
我还得打她呼叫器找她 我在家还要用呼叫器找家里的人 I'm supposed to page her in my house. I'm gonna page somebody in my own house?
好 你想我会不会打呼叫器-- 我才不打呼叫器呢 Okay, we'll see if I'm gonna page some-- I ain't pagin' nothin'!
小心点,医生,她16岁了 这是个很难搞的年纪 Careful, Doc, she's 16. That's a tough age.
嘿 莎莉丝开门 Hey!Charisse, open this door!
你看到了没有 Can you believe this?
嘿 打她手机 Hey! Try her cell.
她就在房间里面 我才不要打她的手机呢 I'm not callin' on the cell phone while she's in her bedroom.
[摇门把手的声音] [ Rattling Doorknob ]
嘿 莎莉丝 Hey! Charisse.
快开门 Open the door!
可以… 好吧… 好… 好… Okay. All right! Okay! Okay!
-[咆哮道] 莎莉丝… -**[耳机：播放着R&B音乐] - [ Growling ] Charisse! - ** [ Headphones: R&B ]
莎莉丝 Charisse!
那些青少年啊，医生。他们会带坏一个人喝酒的。 Those teenagers, Doc. They can drive a man to drink.
嘿，你在喝什么？ Hey, what are you drinkin'?
-佳得乐。 -哦，真的吗？把它给我。 -Gatorade. -Oh, really? Give it to me.
嗯！ Hmph!
佳得乐还有红酒口味的吗？哈？ Gatorade make wine now, huh?
-阿~~！ -你最好少喝一点。 - Naaaah! - You better slow down.
-你们中的哪一个是杜立德？ -什么事？ - Which one of you is Dolittle? - What now?
-我有老板的口信。 -你说谁啊？ - I have a message from the boss. - From the who?
老大啊,海狸教父啊 先别问这么多,跟我走 The boss, the guard beaver. Now, save the questions and come with me.
你们都知道规矩 不能够随便爬上我家的阳台 You guys know the rules.You just don't come up here on my balcony.
要先预约 你要去预约的！ 现在，走吧。 Make an appointment.You make an appointment! Now, go.
你告诉海狸和其他人一样要预约的。 You tell the beaver make an appointment just like everybody else.
我不能这么说,否则会被丢去喂鱼的 I can't tell him that.I'll end up sleepin' with the fishes.
你觉得杜立德医生把一只负鼠从楼上丢下来时，报纸上会怎么看？ How's it gonna look in the paper when Dr. Dolittle throws a possum off the roof?
-很好玩吗 一点都不好玩 快走,否则丢你下去 -说话客气点,兄弟 -That's not gonna look right.Now, leave, 'cause I will. -Watch your tone, buddy.
莎莉丝 Charisse!
-[电话铃声] - [ Phone Ringing ]
-说啊 -我是你爸爸,你好吗 - Talk. - This is Daddy. How are you?
嗨 我有几个问题要问你 Hey! I got a couple of questions for you.
我想要知道为什么你就在房间里面... -爸 爸 I wanna know how come I gotta climb up the side of a building... -Dad! Dad,
-我还要爬到你的阳台上用手机才能和你说上话 -你冷静点 爸 你在哪里 -and get on a cell phone to talk to you! -Calm down. Dad!Where are you?
[被隔音]我在你的阳台上,就在这里 [Muffled]I'm outside of the building,right here!
爸 爸,你在这里干什么 Dad! Dad, what are you doing?
我在做什么？这是我联系你的唯一途径！ What am I doing?It's the only way I can reach you!
你在房间干什么 你这是在搞什么 What are you doing in here? What's all of that about?
-你不会在大庭广众下这样做吧 -跳舞吗 当然啊 -You don't do that in public, do you? -Dance? Of course.
这不叫跳舞,这叫蠕动 That's not dancing. That's advertising.
为什么你不想和家人一起过生日？ What's this about you don't want to spend your birthday with your family?
爸,跟家人吃晚餐是小孩子做的事情 Dad!Having dinner with your family is something you do when you're young,
当你满16岁的时候就不会了。 not when you're turning 16.
-而且,我还有个约会 -你可以把对象带回家里，因为你得在家里吃饭 - Besides, I have a date. - You can bring your date 'cause you're comin' to dinner.
哦，酷！埃里克，这是我的父母和我的妹妹。 他们要跟我们一起去约会。 Oh Cool! Eric, these are my parents and my little sister. They're joining us on our date.
不，是他要来参加我们的家庭聚会。我们每年都有。 No, he's gonna be joining us at a family event.We have it every year.
我不知道为什么~~ I don't even know why--
-这是什么 -爸,那是我的隐私 -What's this? -Dad, that's private.
我明白为什么这是私人的。这太丢人了。你有两个C和一个D。 I can see why it's private.It's embarrassing.You got two C's and a D.
丢人? Embarrassing?
爸,老实说你根本就没有资格 说任何人丢人 Dad, you are the last person who should be talking about anything being embarrassing.
你在说什么,这话是什么意思 What are you talking about? What's that supposed to mean?
[尖叫、打嗝] [ Screeches, Hiccups ]
难道我应该停止帮助动物的工作，就因为你觉得丢人？ I'm supposed to stop my work helping the animals because you find it embarrassing?
-这不可能发生 -没错,这不会发生的 - That's not gonna happen. - That's right. It's not gonna happen.
所以别那么想 你要来吃晚餐 还有 So forget about it. You're comin' to dinner. Look at this.
-没收手机一个星期 -没有手机我要怎么办 - No cell phone for a week. - What am I supposed to do without my cell phone?
这里有邮票 你可以学著写写信还是什么的 你觉得我在乎吗 Here's some stamps. Learn how to write a letter.You think I care?
你看看我,我看起来像在乎的样子吗 不,莎莉丝 Do I look like I care? Look at me. No, Charisse.
不 你看看我 我看起来像在乎的样子吗 No.Look at me.Do I look like I care?
我才不管呢 Look. I don't care.
真不敢相信 她手机里面有50个人的电话号码 我的却不在里面 This is unbelievable.She has 50 numbers in here, not one of them is mine.
-你不应该偷看的 -为什么 -You shouldn't be looking at that. -Why not?
“大块头麦克，手机。大块头麦克，传呼机。大块头麦克家里电话。“ "Biggie Mack, cell. Biggie Mack, pager. Biggie Mack, home."
-这个大块头麦克到底是谁 -我不知道,约翰 -Who the hell is Biggie Mack? -I don't know, John.
我要查这个大块头麦克是谁 我不喜欢这个名字 I'm gonna find out who Biggie Mack is.I don't like that name.
这算哪门子的名字 What the hell kind of name is that?
[电话铃声] [ Phone Rings ]
-什么声音 -马克思的手机响了 -What is that? -Marcus's cell phone.
-手机？ -嗯哼 -Cell phone? -Mm-hmm.
-他什么时候买的手机 -上星期啊 -When did he get a cell phone? -Last week.
-你在做什么 约翰 -嘘 我在查大块头麦克是谁 -What are you doing? John! -Shh! I'm checkin' out Biggie Mack.
-你好 -嘿 你是谁？ - Hello. - Hey, who is this?
-你才是谁 -你是大块头麦克吗？ - Well, who is this? - Is this Biggie Mack?
-是谁在问？ -嘿 是我在问问题,浑球 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,876、 -什么 -你几岁 - Who wants to know? - Hey, I'm asking the questions here, punk! 195 -What? -How old are you?
-关你屁事 None of your damn business.
-如果我说你几岁就关我的事了呢 -你在威胁我吗 - What if I make it my business to find out how old you are? - Are you threatening me?
不是,我不威胁人 我保证,如果你敢碰我女儿-- 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,686、 -约翰 -你是约翰杜立德吗 I don't make threats! I'm promising you that if you ever-- 199 -John! -Is this John Dolittle?
嗨,很抱歉,我们打错电话了 Hi, I'm so sorry.That's a wrong number.
他不是,刚刚讲电话的是个成年人 That's a grown man on the other end of that phone.
很显然你并不是成年人 I wish I could say the same thing about you.
门铃响了 The door.
-我听到了 -你…赶快去开门 -I hear the door. -Go get that door right now!
你当我是谁啊，弗伦奇管家先生吗？要我去开门吗？ Who am I, Mr. French? I got to get doors?
♪ 现在让我告诉你它是什么♪ 等一下 ♪ Let me show you what it is right now ♪ Just a minute.
♪ 小鸡们现在像踢腿一样切换♪ ♪ Chicks are switching like kicks right now ♪
嘿 医生,怎么了,是我 Hey, Dr. D. What's up? It's me.
我? 我是谁, 退后一点 Me? Who's "me"? Back up, "me."
我说啊,你要让我进去吗 I'm sayin',you gonna let me in?
-医生,你好啊 -什么事 -Dr. D. What's goin' on? -Excuse me?
记得我吗,艾瑞克 多米诺披萨。 Remember me? Eric, Domino's Pizza.
-双倍起司 凤尾鱼、西红柿、鳄梨酱？ -你是送披萨的，你是那个披萨的家伙 -You're the pizza guy，You're the pizza guy yeah. -Extra cheese, anchovies, tomatoes, guacamole?
-对…那是我送的 -谢谢你,怎么了,我忘了给小费 - yeah I delivered that. - Thanks a lot, man.I forget to give you a tip?
-很抱歉啊 -不…不用了 -I'm sorry. -No, no, that's cool.
-你给了我比小费更好的东西。 -我现在给你小费。 - You gave me something a little better than a tip. - I'm gonna take care of you.
-不管怎么样都要给-- -嗨,宝贝你好吗 -It's nice to have a little-- -What's up, baby?
-准备好了吗 -等等,等等 -What's goin' on?You ready? -Hold on. Wait.
-他是来跟你约会的 -爸 他是艾瑞克, 艾瑞克,这是我爸 -This is your date? -Dad, Eric. Eric, Dad.
哈哈 大哥,你好啊… My man. What's up?
呃 艾瑞克 别这样 Uh, Eric? Hmm, no.
-我们必须留在这里和家人一起吃晚饭。 -嗯？ -We have to stay here with the family and eat dinner. -Huh?
-我没意见 -嘿 莎莉丝,别这样 -It's cool with me. -Hey, Charisse,now, don't be like that.
你会让大家没有心情吃晚餐 别这样嘛 You gonna ruin dinner for everybody. Come on now.
你知道吗，老伯？别担心，我知道怎么照顾她。 You know what, pops? Don't even sweat that, man. I know how to take care of her.
老伯 Pops?
♪ 我必须说，她让我大吃一惊♪ ♪ She caught me by surprise I must say ♪
你知道,莎莉丝一直都很有主见 Charisse has always had a mind of her own.
她一岁半的时候 就自己决定不要穿尿布了 When she was about a year and a half, she decided she wasn't gonna wear diapers anymore.
-记得吗 -约翰 - Remember that? - John.
后来她就不断的在家里尿尿 因为她还不会憋尿 She started having accidents around the house 'cause she didn't have it down yet.
-我们家当时到处都是-- -爸,你非得这样闹是不是 不要这样 -We had little piles-- -Dad, you just had to go there, didn't you?
-我们是一家人嘛 重温一下以前的时光 -这很有趣 -This is family.We're talkin' the old days. -It's cool.
-我实际上在这里学到了一些东西。 -真的吗？ -I'm actually learnin' something here. -Really?
你知道什么有趣吗？你还没有学到在餐桌上不能戴帽子。 You know what's interesting? You never learned to take off your hat at the dinner table.
你的头不会热吗 我光看你戴着帽子,我的头就热了 Isn't your head getting hot? Mine's just getting hot just looking at you in that hat.
16岁了 Sixteen!
你想想 再过两年你就要离家去上大学了 Just think. In two years you'll be out of this house and on your way to college.
-是一年10个月又16天 -你知道吗 -One year, ten months,sixteen days. -You know what?
伯克利大学离这里很近 Berkeley's a really close college.
-如果你去读伯克利大学就可以住在家里,还可以省一点钱 --真是个好主意。 - You could live at home and save some money. - That's a good idea.
但是我已经在毕业那天就约好搬家公司了 But I've already reserved a U-Haul for the day I graduated high school.
-噢 你已经约好搬家公司了？ -呃 爸 - Oh. You reserved a U-Haul already? - Uh, Dad?
有人找你 Someone to see you.
你 出来一下 Yo, step outside.
谢谢你 宝贝 失陪一下 女儿 Thank you, sweetie.Excuse me, darling.
-再见,爸,爱你哦 -我也爱你 -Bye, Dad. Love you. -I love you too.
失陪了,艾瑞克 Excuse me, Eric.
-嘿 嘿 你 下到这来 -好吧 -Hey, hey, yo. Yo, down here. -Okay.
你到底要干什么 What do you want?
首先我要代表海狸教父祝你美丽的女儿生日快乐 First, let me say the beaver sends birthday greetings to your lovely daughter.
真的吗,真贴心,你可以走了 告诉那只海狸说我被它烦够了 Really? That's very nice. You go and tell the beaver he's starting to get on my nerves.
你那么生气做什么 它只不过想借用你一分钟的时间 What are you getting all bent out of shape for? He only wants a moment of your time.
-如果我拒绝呢 -我想你最好别这么做,朋友 -What if I say no? -I don't think you want to go down that road, my friend.
好了,你回去告诉海狸 明天8点钟在我的办公室见 Go and tell the beaver,8:00, my office, tomorrow.
噢 海狸教父是不会为别人出门的 Oh, the beaver don't travel for nobody.
它知道你是个大忙人 它会好好谢谢你的 He knows you're a busy man,and he will remember this,
但这真的是攸关生死的大事 but this is truly a life-or-death situation.
好了 闭嘴 听好 明早7点钟在我车上见,可以了吗 All right, shut up, listen. My car, 7:00 a.m. All right?
嘿 这是好消息 海狸教父喜欢好消息 Hey, this is good news. The beaver likes good news.
-谢谢 -吉米,车开过来 - Thank you. - Jimmy, get the car.
♪祝你生日快乐…♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪生日快乐…♪ ♪ Happy birthday ♪
♪祝亲爱的莎莉丝生日快乐…♪ ♪ Happy birthday Dear Charisse ♪
♪生日快乐…♪ ♪ Happy birthday ♪
♪祝你生日快乐…♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
来吧,吹熄蜡烛,许个愿吧 Come on, blow your candles out and make a wish.
-[老鼠#1]甜蜜。。。 -[老鼠#2]惊喜！ - [ Rat #1 ] Sweet... - [ Rat #2 ] Surprise!
生日快乐今天是你的生日！今天是你的生日！ Happy birthday! It's your birthday! It's your birthday!
老鼠上桌了 There's a mouse in the house!
-给我那个 -蜡烛留给我吃 -Give me that! -I am licking the candles!
-是哦,你为什么不吃我的 -嘿 别那么脏 -Well, you can lick my fat, funky little-- -Hey, don't be a piggy!
-莎莉丝,真对不起 -噢 噢 好痛 小心我的毛 小心我的毛 兄弟 - Ooh! Ooh, ouch! Hey, watch the fur，watch the fur, buddy! - Charisse, I am so sorry.
我们只想帮你女儿过生日 We're tryin' to do somethin' nice for your daughter.
我敢说如果我们是小猫猫 你就会说 “噢 好可爱 好可爱” I bet if a little kitty popped out, you'd say,"Oh, how cute! how cute!"
-你们不是猫 -[老鼠#1] 放我下来！ -But you're not. -[ Rat #1 ]Put me down!
-你不是一对可爱的小猫。 -是的，我们是。 - You're not a couple of cute little kitties. - Yes, we are.
-你们是两只恶心的老鼠 -不 我们不是 -You're two disgusting rats... -No, we're not.
-你们把蛋糕都给搞砸了 -你要对我们做人身攻击吗 -that just ruined the birthday cake. -So you wanna get personal?
我告诉你,我们可是老鼠界的明星 Well, you know what "rats" spelled backward is? It's star!
-[老鼠#1]没错,我是明星哦 -真的吗？ -[ Rat #1 ]That's right! I'm a star! -Is that right?
-你们知道流星会发出什么声音吗？ -呃 我不知道-- - Well, do you know what "ha" spells backwards? - Uh, no, I don't have any--
-[老鼠]啊啊啊啊! -完全正确 -[ Rats ]Aaaaah! -Exactly!
-这是真的吗 -是真的 -Could it be? -Yes, it is!
尿片 我的最爱,巧克力 Diapers! My favorite! Chocolate!
-说，“玛雅。” -玛雅。 -Say, "Maya." -Maya.
-玛雅。 -玛雅。 -Maya. -Maya.
你在做什么 What do you think you're doing?
-我想它要开口说话了 -给我一根骨头 -I think he's about to say something. -Bring me a bone.
还要一份苍蝇 And a large order of flies.
要加大哦 Super-size.
你要给我火腿,午餐肉,冷肉片 You will bring me ham, luncheon meats, cold cuts.
-幸运，出去。 -嘿。 -Lucky, out. -Hey.
-玛雅,我可以跟莎莉丝聊一下吗 -好的 一起走吧 幸运 - Maya, can I talk to Charisse alone for a second. - Okay. Come on, boy.
嗨,莎莉丝 我想为今天晚上跟你道歉 Charisse, look, I'm sorry about tonight.
我在想少花点时间工作 多花点时间在家里陪你们 I'm thinking about cutting back a little bit and spending more time with you guys.
太好了,会有更多动物上门了 Great, now more animals will be here.
那如果我们不待在这里呢 我们可以去欧洲渡个假 全家一起去,这样如何呢 What if we don't stay here? We can go on a big vacation to Europe, the whole family.
-你说真的吗 -我说真的 -Are you serious? -I'm dead serious.
我们可以去巴黎,罗马,希腊群岛 我们说过好几次了 We can go to Paris, Rome,the Greek islands. We always talked about that.
这次真的去 你觉得呢 What do you think?
你在贿赂我吗 Is this a bribe?
对,我在贿赂你 Yes, this is a bribe.
我接受 It's working.
-哟 医生,我忘了说-- -明天！！ -Yo, Doc,one other thing-- -Tomorrow!
-什么 -明天 - What? - Tomorrow.
-明天 -对,欧洲行 -Tomorr-- -Yeah.
那么,明天…我们明天就去欧洲 European vacation.So, tomorrow-- Tomorrow! We're going to Europe tomorrow.
♪ 做做做做 做，做，做 ♪ ♪ Do do do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do, do-do-do ♪
♪ 所以你在路上 我在路上 ♪ ♪ So you on the road I'm on the road ♪
♪ 你必须爆炸 ♪ ♪ You must explode ♪
♪ 玩得开心人们，玩得开心♪ ♪ And have some fun People, have some fun ♪
所以，医生，浣熊和负鼠进行了一次公路旅行。。。 So, Doc, the raccoon and the possum took a road trip...
去见这个神秘的海狸教父 to meet this mysterious beaver.
嘿 医生,很不错的车哦,这是什么车 Hey Doc，Nice wheels.What do you call this thing?
-哦 这个是千里马 -哟 医生,有车是用我的名字的吗 - Oh, this is a Mustang. - Yo, Doc, is there a car named after me?
-呃 我想世界上没有车叫负鼠 -为什么没有 - No, I don't think they make a Possum. - Why not?
很少有车用啮齿类当名字 Not a lot of cars named after rodents.
♪ 所以你在路上 ♪ 我在路上♪ ♪ So you're on the road ♪ I'm on the road ♪
♪ 你必须爆炸 ♪ ♪ You must explode ♪
♪ 玩得开心点♪ ♪ And have some fun ♪
好,我先跟你解释一下 跟海狸教父见面时的一些基本规则 I wanna go over a couple ground rules for when you're in the beaver's presence.
首先,动作别太大 Number one: No sudden movements.
第二,别盯著它的牙齿看 Number two: Do not stare at his teeth.
我私下跟你说,它有一点暴牙 Between you and me, he's got a little bit of an overbite.
我个人认为它需要去整牙 但我又不是专家 I personally think he needs braces, but I'm not a dentist.
第三到第十点 你必须要尊重它 Numbers three through ten: You will treat him with the respect he deserves.
-知道吗 -你还是在说海狸,对吧 -Capisce? -We're talkin' about a beaver, right?
-嘿 医生 -嘿 阿土你好,最近好吗 -Hey, Doc! -Hey, Tootie,how you doin'?
-嘿 医生你好吗 -退后一点,离他远一点 吉米 放尊重点,你们这些野兽 -Hey, Doctor, how are you? -Back away from him, Jimmy.Show some respect, you animals.
-你看,浣熊把医生找来了 -大家都说他能创造奇迹 -Look, the raccoon got the doctor. -He says he's a miracle worker.
-哈罗 -保利,请老板出来了 -Hello? - Paulie, get the boss ready.
一切都照你说的做了,乔 I'm doing everything like you say, Joey.
我就是去拿一些松果,去拿一些松果 I'm just, I'm gonna go get some acorns.
呃 杜立德医生是吧 Eh, Dr. Dolittle,I presume.
欢迎来到寒舍,想吃鱼吗 Welcome to my den. Would you like a fish?
哦 不,谢谢,我吃过了 Oh, no, thank you. I've eaten already.
嘿 海狸教父请你吃鱼,你就吃鱼 Hey, the beaver offers you a fish, you take the fish.
-乔伊,住嘴 -抱歉,老板 -Joey, shut up. -Sorry, boss.
我从湾区帮那里听说了不少你的事 I've heard good things about you from some of the Bay Area families.
湾区帮,真的吗 From the Bay Area families. Really?
-你们是什么 动物黑手党还是什么的 -黑手党？不 -What are you guys, some kind of mafia? -Mafia? No.
-我们没听过什么黑手党 对不对,各位 -呐 对,从没听说过 - We don't know nothin' about no mafia, do we, boys? - Nah, never heard of it.
那只是传说而已 No, that's a myth.
我只是有幸 结交不少好朋友的寻常渔夫罢了 I'm just a simple fisherman who's blessed with many friends.
也许你也能成为我的朋友 Perhaps you will be one of them.
-你们要我帮什么忙 -我的地盘越来越小了 -What do you guys want from me? -Well, I'm losing my territory.
怎么,有别的动物在侵犯你们吗 What, the other animals movin' in on you or somethin'?
对,是人类 他们把我们的家都毁了 破坏了不少家庭 Yeah, the human kind. They're cuttin' down our homes, bustin' up families.
听说他们要把整座森林都砍光 Word is they're cuttin' down the whole forest.
好吧,我看你们找错人了 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:01,911、 你们要找的是那种环境保育团体 像是山岳协会之类的 呃-- Guys, you're talking to the wrong person. 352 You need to contact one of those nature groups like the Sierra Club or, um--
非你不可,医生 It has to be you, Doc.
只有你懂我们的话 You're the only one who knows how to speak human.
对,我们没办法对抗人类 人类有枪,有刀,沙发床这些的 Yeah, we can't fight humans on our own. They got guns and knives and pullout couches.
是啊,我是有狂犬病 可以咬几个人,但是我力量有限 Sure, I got rabies.I could bite somebody. But I can only do so much!
-你们不太了解我的意思吧 -我当然了解 -You guys have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? -Sure, I do.
是人类对上大自然 有你帮忙,我们的胜算不小 It's man against nature. But with you on our side, I like the odds.
我的帮忙 我没说我要帮你们 Me on your side? I didn't say I was gonna help you.
我没有说 I didn't say.
医生,在你拒绝之前 我想让你看看我们刚刚说的 Doctor, before you say no, I would like you to see what we're talkin' about.
都没了 It's gone.
森林全没了 Everything, gone.
-要怎么做才可以救一座森林 -你知道这不容易的,约翰 -How do you save a forest,anyway? -It's not gonna be easy, John.
我猜想伐木公司的影响力不小 I would assume the lumber companies have a lot of clout.
但我确实知道，如果森林里有濒危物种， But I do know if there were a threatened or endangered species living in the forest,
法律是一定会保护的 there are laws that protect it.
我要怎么知道 森林里有没有濒临绝种的动物 How am I gonna find out if there are any endangered animals in the forest?
那么...你可以问问尤金 Well... you could ask Eugene.
我们找到一只濒临绝种的熊,母的 We found an endangered species of bear.
它的母亲被盗猎者杀了 A female whose mother had been killed by poachers.
它是那里唯一的西太平洋熊 She's the only Pacific Western bear up there.
-那太好了 只有一只熊那就必须保护了吧 -并不是 -That's good. One bear has to be protected, right? -Well, no.
波特伐木公司的律师声称 既然只有一只母熊 The lawyers for Potter's Logging Company argued that since she's the only one there,
无论如何，这个物种都没有生存的机会了。 there's no chance for survival of the species anyway.
-还得要有一只公熊 -[长颈鹿] 不好意思 -There'd have to be a male too. -[ Giraffe ] Pardon me.
我们为什么不找一只雄性送到那里，顺其自然呢？ Why don't we get a male up there and let nature take its course?
不幸的是，我们能找到的唯一一只雄性太平洋西部熊是在圈养中长大的。 Unfortunately, the only male Pacific Western bear we could find was raised in captivity.
-[长颈鹿] 不好意思 -被人饲养的熊 -[ Giraffe ] Excuse me. -There's never been a bear raised in captivity...
从来没有成功回归自然过 that's been successfully reintroduced to the wild.
它们从来没有让世界著名的爱情医生做过介绍。 They've never had the world-famous love doctor makin' the introductions.
噗嘶！ 医生 Psst! Doctor.
不好意思稍等一下。 Excuse me a second.
-你朋友的拉链没拉 -怎么了吗 -Your man left the barn door open. -Is somethin' wrong?
-哦，下面--呃-- -噢，天哪。 - Uh, d-- Eh-- - Oh, jeez.
-天啊,希望小班班没看到 -哦 我很确定-- -Hope that Bam Bam didn't see that. -Oh, I'm sure--
-你只有让长颈鹿反胃而已 -我真的很抱歉 -The giraffe is the one that was disgusted. -I am so sorry.
♪ 告诉自己你可能会 ♪ ♪ Told myself that you'd probably ♪
♪ 需要一些时间和 ♪ ♪ Need some time and ♪
♪ 也许你会来 ♪ ♪ Maybe then you would come ♪
-♪ 改变你的想法 ♪ -我知道你非常失望 -♪ To change your mind ♪ - I know you're disappointed.
失望？ Disappointed?
因为不能去欧洲吗 About not going to Europe?
爸,我怎么可能会失望呢 Now, Dad, why would I be disappointed?
我答应过你我会做到的 I made you a promise. I'm gonna stick to it.
如果你不想让我这么做，我会理解的。可以 If you don't want me to do this, I'll understand. Okay?
就像我可以说不，在我的余生中不感到内疚。 Like I can actually say no and not feel guilty for the rest of my life.
-[玛雅] 我们什么时候出发 -一拿到法庭命令停止伐木我们就走 -[ Maya ] When do we leave? -As soon as we get a court order stopping the clear-cutting.
谁要来帮我们辩护 Who's gonna argue the case?
-怎么,你在找什么 -我？ -Wh-Why you lookin' around? -Me?
难道是我吗,不是我，是你啊 What, me? Not me. You.
-不… 不… 不..要… -是… 是… 是… 是..你… - No, n-n-n-no. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
-不…不..约翰 -是… 是… 是..你… - No, no, John. - Yes, yes, yes.
-不，别逼我这么做。 -都是为了动物 为了动物… - No. Don't make me do this. - Come on. For the animals.
动物保护法 我不熟,我不要 Do it for the animals. I don't do animal law.
这是物种歧视 你是物种歧视份子 That's species-ism. You're a species-ist.
你是物种歧视份子 You're a species-ist!
不，法官大人，我们只是请求禁令... No, Your Honor, we're simply asking for an injunction...
这样我们才有机会拯救一个物种 so that we might have the chance to save a species.
法官大人 Your Honor,
这只是在拖延时间加上作秀而已 this is a delaying tactic-slash-publicity stunt.
我这里有许多专家签署的宣誓书... I have affidavits signed by a range of experts...
全都说让一只受人饲养的熊重返自然... who all concur that to take a bear raised in captivity and reintroduce it into the wild...
是件既危险又不负责任的事 is, well, dangerous and irresponsible.
基本上马戏团养的熊... Simply put, a bear raised by "circus folk"...
是无法自行狩猎 也不会与别的熊互动 wouldn't know how to feed itself or interact with real bears,
更不用说度过第一个冬天了。 let alone make it through its first winter.
不，它肯定会屈服于达尔文的自然法则：适者生存。 No, it would certainly succumb to Darwin's law of nature: survival of the fittest.
-事实上-- -是啊,不过达尔文没见过我爸 -Actually-- -Well, yeah, but Darwin never met my dad.
年轻女士，你这是不恰当的行为。 Young lady, that's inappropriate behavior.
你父亲是哪一位？ And just who is your father?
法官大人，是我。我是她的父亲。 我叫杜立德。 Sir-- Your Honor, that's me. I'm her father. Name's Dolittle.
杜立德医生 Dr. Dolittle.
你认为 你能帮助一只驯养的熊回归自然... Do you feel you could rehabilitate a tame bear...
而且在野外跟母熊交配? and mate it in the wild with a female?
是的,我能 法官大人 Yes, I do, Your Honor.
既然如此 我裁定坎贝尔森林砍伐延后一个月 In that case, I'll grant a one-month delay on the harvesting of Campbell's Grove.
就一个月,杜立德医生,不能再多 For one month, Dr. Dolittle. That's it.
-谢谢你,法官 -还有,医生 -Thank you, sir. -And, Doctor,
如果那只熊走进露营区或是镇上一步 if that bear should so much as set one paw in a campsite or this town
我会立刻撤回这个裁决 I'll rescind this order immediately.
我完全了解 谢谢你 法官大人 谢谢你 I understand completely. Thank you, Your Honor. Thank you.
谢谢你 法官大人 Thank you, Your Honor.
-医生,杜立德医生 来这边！！ -杜立德医生... -Doctor! Dr. Dolittle! Over here! -Dr. Dolittle!
-杜立德医生 你曾跟家庭和野生动物说过话 -Dr. Dolittle, you speak to both domestic and wild animals.
马戏团的熊能跟森林里的熊交流吗 Can a circus bear relate to a forest bear?
除了它是被人驯养的之外 我不太了解这只熊 Well, I don't know much about him except that he's been living in captivity,
我相信它会很开心能够回到野外 so I'm sure he'll be really happy to return to the wild.
这边... come on...
[幸运的叙述] 家庭旅游泡汤了 [ Lucky Narrating ] So much for a family vacation.
但是医生想应该不会太糟吧 But Doc figured, how hard could this be?
这是在他见到阿奇之前 That was before he met Archie.
各位先生,各位女士 这只熊充满了魅力 Ladies and gentlemen, he's the bear with flair,
有著帅气外表的大毛球,大熊阿奇 the walkin' rug with an adorable mug-- Archie the bear!
♪ 让你的马达运转起来 ♪ ♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪
♪ 启动你的引擎,驶上高速公路♪ ♪ Head out on the highway ♪
他们爱我,上吧 They love me. Go.
♪ 天生狂野 ♪ ♪ Born to be wi-i-i-ild ♪
噢 哇 Ow! Gee!
♪ 表演结束 ♪ ♪ And that's the show ♪
哇！ 大肥妞啊 哈？ Whew! Big-boned gal, huh?
是啊,我想是吧 Oh. Yeah, I guess so.
你有养眼的照片吗,你懂我的意思 Got any action shots? You know what I'm talkin' about.
不,我没有,听我说 你很幸运能和她这样的熊在一起。 No, I don't, but listen, you'd be lucky to wind up with somebody like her.
听着 我以前交过好几个女朋友,你知道 Look, I have had so many girlfriends, you know--
好吧,其实我没交过女朋友 不过还是把它带来吧 星期一带它过来 Okay, look, I've never had a girlfriend. Just bring her by on Monday.
那天我休假,可以吗 That's when I'm dark. Okay?
不行,我不能带它过来 你得去找它 I can't bring her here. You have to go to her.
-喔 喔 喔 去找它,在哪里 -嗯 它在森林里 - Whoa, whoa. whoa. Go to her? Where? - Um, she's in the forest.
喔~呃 我不去森林的 Ooh, uh, I don't play forests.
我只在城里做小规模的表演熊 I'm strictly a state fair, small arena-type bear.
-阿奇,你知道自己是哪种熊吗 -嗯 我想想,我知道 -Archie, do you know what kind of bear you are? -Um, let's see. Yes.
我会唱歌,跳舞 学了三年的踢踏舞 两年爵士舞 I'm a singer. Dancer-- three years tap, two years jazz.
不是,阿奇 你是濒临绝种的动物 No, Archie, you're an endangered species.
你是在威胁我吗 因为我的律师会过来... Is that a threat, buddy? Because my lawyer will be down here--
不是,我没有威胁你 我是指 你是一种很稀有的熊 No, I'm not threatening you. You're a very rare bear.
-你是西太平洋熊 你知道什么意思吗 -我当然知道西太... - You're a Pacific Western bear. You know what that is? - Yes, I know what--
听著,我什么熊都能演 我的演技很广泛 棕熊,猫熊,北极熊 你看看我演的北极熊 I can play any kind of bear. I've got range. Grizzly, panda. Here, check out my polar.
-我好冷啊,我快冻死了 -好…我说得还不够清楚 我再解释一下 - I am freezing! It is cold! - I haven't made it clear. Let me break it down to you.
-你的祖先来自加利福尼亚的山区,懂吗 -对，巴拉 巴拉 巴拉 - Your ancestors come from the mountains of California. - Yes, blah, blah, blah.
当你六个月大的时候，他们把你从你妈妈身边带走了... When you were six months old, they took you from your mother...
他们教你听猫王的“猎犬”歌还有跳舞 and taught you to wiggle your hips to a recording of "Hound Dog."
不，不，我自学的。我喜欢猫王,因为我也是猫熊！ No, no, I taught myself that. I admit I pander, because I'm a pander bear!
听懂了？ 哈哈哈 Get it? Ha ha ha!
猫熊！是啊,挺好笑的,阿奇 Pander! Yeah, that's funny stuff, Archie.
听我说 我想说的是 But listen, what I'm proposing to you is,
我想要带你回去你祖先的土地 I'd like to take you back to where your ancestors roamed,
让你回到森林里 教你如何成为一只熊 get you out in the woods and teach you to be a real bear.
我喜欢现在的我 好吗,我很有名的 Look, I like the bear I am. Okay? I'm famous!
你去礼品店看过吗 那里有卖我的布偶哦 Have you been to the gift shop? I have my own beanie baby.
你跟我走的话 我保证你会成为世上最出名的熊 You do this, you'll be the most famous bear in all the world.
-比维尼熊出名？ -开什么玩笑 - Bigger than Pooh? - Are you kidding me?
如果你成功了 大家都会问维尼是哪根葱 You pull this off, they'll be saying, "Winnie the who?"
那好放马过来吧 You got yourself a bear.
接下来这一则新闻 绝对会是今年最新奇的新闻 And in what must be one of the most unusual stories of the year,
约翰杜立德医生企图重写自然法则... Dr. John Dolittle is trying to rewrite the laws of nature...
要尝试将一只表演熊重新带回野外 by attempting to reintroduce a performing bear into the wild.
同时他还希望能拯救一整座森林不被砍伐殆尽 In doing so, he hopes to save an entire forest from destruction.
达尔文VS杜立德 It's Darwin versus Dolittle.
哦 我去你妈的 Oh, get over yourself.
州长，我有两间锯木厂在等木材。 Governor, I've got two lumber mills waiting for that wood.
我明白,乔,但情形很复杂 I understand, Joe, but it's complicated.
尤其如果那只熊活下来的话 Especially if that endangered bear survives.
如果我没达到我的业绩 濒临绝种的就是你 I don't meet my quota, Governor, you're the one who's gonna be endangered.
别急 波特先生,别担心 Now, now, J.P. not to worry.
那只笨熊一定会失败的 至少一次 That ridiculous bear is bound to screw up at least once.
它一旦搞砸,你就有个新标本了 And when he does, you'll have yourself a new trophy.
我正好有个地方放新标本 And I've got just the place to put him.
♪ 今天是周六，把车擦亮♪ ♪ It's Saturday Get the car shined up ♪
♪ 和 ♪ ♪ 理发排队 ♪ ♪ And?♪ ♪ Haircut lined up ♪
♪ 你们要穿什么？♪ ♪ 我还没下定决心 ♪ ♪ What you gonna wear, y'all?♪ ♪ Haven't made my mind up ♪
♪ 最好贴上一码，绑起来 ♪ ♪ 这是正确的。♪ ♪ Better post one size up and tie it up ♪ ♪ That's right. ♪
♪ 希望她会在那里 ♪ ♪ Hope she'll be there ♪
♪ 我想知道她会怎么梳头发 ♪ ♪ 你要做什么？♪ ♪ I wonder how she'll wear her hair ♪ ♪ What you gon' do? ♪
♪ 如果我看到她，我发誓 ♪ ♪ If I see her, I swear ♪
♪ 我要把大门关上 ♪ ♪ I'm gon' put the gate down like, yeah ♪
♪ 我看起来不错 ♪ ♪ 寻找某人 ♪ ♪ I'm looking good ♪ ♪ Looking for someone ♪
所以我们都搬到了森林里，等待阿奇的到来。 So we all moved to the forest and waited for Archie to arrive.
家人正在整理行李 我正好有机会找厕所 标记下我的第一个地标 While the family got settled, it was time I started looking out for number one.
哈 哈 哈~~嘟-嘟-嘟-嘟-- Huh? Doo-do-do-do-doo
这里看起来够好了 这里好了 This looks like as good a place as any.
哈 简单的小幸福 Ah, the simple pleasures of life.
我的妈呀,那只狼真够辣的 Holy lord! That wolf is a fox!
希望我没口臭 你知道 因为我刚舔过-- 当我没说 I hope I don't have dog breath, you know, from lickin' my own--Never mind.
噢 你喜欢闻吗 是的 那是我的 Oh, you like that, huh? Yeah, that was me.
要的话我还有,知道我的意思吗 Plenty more where that came from.
我也吼回你 "Grr" to you, too.
那是什么，某种野狗类的“你喜欢我”的秘密方式吗？ What is that, some kind of secret wild lady dog code for "You like me"?
是啊,我会跳一点舞 Yeah, I do some dancin'.
我叫这个舞步抓抓背 不赖吧 我的女神 Here's a little move I call the back-scratcher. Pretty cool, huh?
等等,你要去哪里 H-Hey, hot lady, wait. Where you goin'?
打我电话 Call me!
所以，重要的一天终于到来了， And so, the big day finally came,
我有种风雨将至的感觉 and I had a feeling the fur was gonna fly.
好了,各位 大家都知道我们来的原因 Okay, everybody, you all know why we're here.
我们要做一件没有人做过的事情 We're about to try to do something that's never been done before.
所有的人都认为我们会失败 Everyone thinks we can't pull this off,
他们已经磨好了斧头,准备好卡车了 and they got their blades sharpened and their trucks ready to roll.
我们会证明他们错了对不对 But we're gonna prove 'em wrong, right?
没有错 好,现在大家把你们的爪子举高 That's right. Now I want everybody to put their claws together.
给我们的领头熊一阵热烈的掌 How about a big round of applause for the bear that's gonna lead the way?
请欢迎阿奇 Let's hear it for Archie!
快 来吧 Yeah! Come on!
你们准备好要拯救森林了吗 Are you ready to save the forest?
*举起你的爪子 举起爪子 现在 快点* * Put your paws up Put your paws up Come on, now *
这是在开什么玩笑 Is this some kind of joke?
嘿 我想谈件正经的事 Hey, I wanna go serious on ya for a second.
我知道,眼前的路很艰难 但是有你们的支持 我知道-- I know I've got my work cut out for me, but with your help I know one thing--
就是 现在 Now. Go.
♪ 我会活下去 ♪ ♪ I will survive ♪
♪ 对,我会活下去 ♪ ♪ Yes, I will survive ♪
♪ 只要我知道如何去爱我就知道我会活着 ♪ ♪ As long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive ♪
♪ 对,我会活下去 ♪ ♪ Yes, I will survive ♪
♪ 只要我知道如何去爱我就知道我会活着 ♪ ♪ As long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive ♪
各位一起唱 Everybody!
我们死定了 We're dead.
-玩完了 -没希望了 - Nevermore. - This show's over.
-回家睡觉吧 -你有的忙了,医生 - Let's go fool around. - You got your work cut out for you, Doc.
好,我唱完了,很好,关掉吧 OK I'm done. Turn it off.
你不是熊,你是穿著熊皮的韦恩·牛顿 You're not a real bear. You're Wayne Newton in a bear suit.
这里好脏哦,你看我的熊掌 So dirty. Look at my paws.
对,这里是森林,阿奇 到处都是尘土 It's the woods, Archie. Its chief component is dirt.
等等,医生,那就是它吗 它好美 Wait.Hey, Doc, is that her? She's a babe.
-对,就是它 -噢 -Yeah,that's her. -Oh.
你看看它的动作 真希望能看到它游泳 Look at the way she moves. Man, would I love to see her wet.
这样好了,我过去把你介绍给它 你在这里等 I'm gonna go over and introduce you. You just wait over there.
好,很好 Yeah, good.
跟它说我很欣赏它的肥肉 但是不要说得太露骨 Hey, tell her I really dig her fat pouch, but don't be crude.
-我尽量说得含蓄点 -好,很好 -I'll try to work that in. -Okay, good.
等等 嘿--天啊！ Wait, hey--Gah!
噢 你要过来吗 我正在忙著摘果子 Oh, are you coming over here? I'm a little busy foraging.
-嗨 你好,我叫约翰 -你好 -Hi. Hello.My name is John. -Hi.
-我是艾娃 -嗨,艾娃 好美的名字 很高兴认识你 - I'm Ava. - Hi, Ava. That's a pretty name. Nice to meet you.
-嗨 -我有个问题,艾娃 -Hi. -Hey, uh, quick question, Ava.
你想见见你的梦中情人吗 How would you like to meet the man of your dreams?
你很可爱 但是我不跟别种动物交往 You're real cute, but I don't go interspecies.
不是我,我说的不是我 我说的是 我不应该说人 应该说熊 I'm not talkin' about me. I shouldn't have said "man." I should've said "bear."
你想见见你的梦中情熊吗 看看那边 你觉得那只雄壮威武的熊怎么样 The bear of your dreams. What do you think of that big, magnificent hunk of bear there?
嗯 我好像没看到 Um, I don't think I see him.
哦 它在那只蠢熊后面吗 Oh, is he standing behind that dork?
哦 不…就是它--让我来跟你解释一下,好吗 Oh, no, he is--Look, let me explain to you what's going on, all right?
有家伐木公司会将这整座森林砍光 一棵树都不剩 There's a logging company that's gonna tear down this whole forest, everything.
唯一能够阻止他们的 就是 如果我可以让两只西太平洋熊在一起 The only thing that can stop 'em is if I can get two Pacific Western bears together.
你是西太平洋熊 它也是 You're a Pacific Western bear,and so is he.
如果我可以把你们凑成一对 然后你们再生几只小西太平洋熊 那么就… If I can get the two of you together and you made little Pacific Western bears, then--
-你听出我的重点了吗？ -啊-哈 耶 -You see where I'm going with this? -Uh-huh, yeah.
听着，无意冒犯，但我不跟熊皮条客说话。 Look, no offense, but I don't talk to bear pimps.
等等, 拜托 至少让我叫它过来让你看一下嘛 阿奇 过来这边 At least let me call him over so you can meet him. Archie, come over here.
嘿 约翰,你在这里啊 真是的 我还以为我们要上健身房了 Hey, Johnny, there you are. Come on, man. I thought we were gonna go work out.
天啊 Jeez.
-好了 阿奇 换你了 -我要跟它说什么 - Okay, Archie, you're on. - What do I say to her?
-认识认识它 跟它说关于你的事 -嗨 我是阿奇 - Get to know her a little. Tell her about yourself. - Hi! I'm Archie.
我喜欢在月光下的沙滩散步 I like moonlit walks on the beach,
呃 跟一个特别的熊分享我的美食 uh, sharing slop buckets with that special someone,
还有一起听后街男孩的深情歌声 and the soulful sounds of the Backstreet Boys.
-你好怪哦 -怪…怪性感吗？ - You're very weird. - Weird, as in sexy?
不,就只是…怪而已 No, just weird.
嘿 阿奇…呃 我看接下来 让我来说吧 Hey, Archie, uh, why don't you let me take it from here.
-这很好。 -可以 -That was good. -Okay.
他妈的！ Damn!
-那么 艾娃 你觉得阿奇怎么样 很帅吧 --哦，别让我吃了你。 - So Ava. What do you think of Archie? Cute, huh? - Oh, don't make me eat you.
别这样嘛!我知道 它刚开始在女性周围会有点尴尬 但是如果… Stop that. I know he's a little uncomfortable around the female of the species at first, but--
这根本不是重点 That's not even really the point.
听我说,我要一只真正的熊 一只能打猎保护我给我温饱的熊 You see, I need a real bear, someone who can hunt and protect and provide for me.
噢 好,这个我可以理解 是啊 Oh. Okay. I can understand that.
哦 还有,其实我已经有对象了 Oh, and I'm already involved with someone.
真的吗,你有男朋友了--熊朋友吗 Really? You have a boyfriend already-- a "bearfriend."
-那你爱它吗？ -爱？ - Are you in love? - "Love"?
我表姊是为爱结婚的 My cousin married for love.
结果呢 它老公就跟一只棕熊辣妹 在北边的山洞里胡搞瞎搞 The next thing she knows, he's two-timing her with this little grizzly in a cave up north.
-好,所以你不爱它 -不爱 -Okay, so you're not in love? -No.
好吧 我们这么办好了 一个月之内先不要做决定 All right, let's make a deal. Don't make any decisions for a month.
至于阿奇呢 我来帮它 一个月之内我要把它变身成一只 I'm gonna go work with Archie, and in a month's time I'm gonna turn that bear...
你会想跟它生小熊的猛熊 好吗 into a bear that you'll be proud to have little bear cubs with. Okay
快来看 我为你前滚翻-- Check it out! I've flipped for you--
踩到松果了 天啊 Pinecone. Gah!
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey. -Hey.
完美的夜晚 Perfect night
在户外呼吸新鲜空气 听著蟋蟀的叫声 Sitting' out here, breathing this fresh country air, listening to the crickets chirp.
是的 Yep.
你知道蟋蟀在说什么吗 You know what the crickets are saying?
爸 我不知道蟋蟀在说什么 我不会跟动物说话 听得懂的人是你不是我 Dad. I don't speak to the animals. You're the one who understands 'em, not me.
小猴子不会来找我要40盎司。 Little monkeys don't come up to me asking me for a 40-ounce.
我不会跟它们说“小动物,我能帮你吗,你要打针吗”我不这么做,爸爸 I don't say, "Can I help you, little animal? Need a shot?" I don't do that, Dad.
我要回房听音乐了 你看到我跟动物说话了吗 I'm in my room listening to music. You see me talkin' to the animals?
说慢一点 Slow it down a second.
我本来是要告诉你 蟋蟀是自然的温度计这样而已 I was just gonna tell you that crickets are nature's thermometers, that's all.
-你可以从它们叫声的频率 得知温度的高低 -好吧 -You can tell how cold it is by how fast they chirp. -Okay.
-这里是有点冷对不对 -对,是有点凉凉的 -It seems a little cold out here, doesn't it? -Yeah, a little nippy.
-也许我该去拿件外套 -对 -Maybe I need to go get my vest. -Yeah.
哟 杜立德医生 是最棒的 Yo, Dr. Dre is still the best.
嘿，调一下音，伙计，调一下音。 Hey, and get a tuneup, man. Get a tuneup.
-哟 怎样啊 宝贝 -嗨 艾瑞克 - Yo, what's up, baby? - Hey, Eric.
(づ￣3￣)づ╭❤～ Mmm!
嘿-嘿-嘿--你忘了你的哥儿们 H-H-- Hey! Hey! You left your homey!
-怎样啊 杜立德医生 -我不知道 艾瑞克 也许你可以告诉我好不好 - What's up, Dr. D? - I don't know, Eric. Maybe you should tell me.
哟 大哥 我是来拜访的 我想你们这么爱我 如果不介意的话我就在这里待上几天 Yo, man, I came to visit. Since y'all love me so much, I was gonna stay a couple days.
不,不,绝对不行 莎莉丝 我不明白 No, no. Hell, no. Charisse, I don't understand.
-这有什么好不明白的 爸 -呃 艾瑞克拿着他的包包,我不明白这个 -What's not to understand, Dad? -Uh, Eric with bags.I don't understand that.
他要在这里住几天,这是妈说的 He's staying here for a couple nights. Mama said so.
噢 是你妈说的 哦 好吧 Oh, your mother said so. Oh, okay.
艾瑞克 你就睡客厅地板上的睡袋里 地板上那个 Eric, you gonna be on the floor in the living room in a sleeping bag,
如果你对这个没意见的话 if you don't have a problem with that.
顺带说一下 艾瑞克 我会看著你的 By the way, Eric, I'm watchin' you.
不只是我 你知道我整座森林里都有眼线 知道我会说鸟语吧 And not just me. I got eyes all around the woods. You know I talk to the birds.
-谢了,爸 -没错,还有小心背后 - Thanks, Dad. - Yeah， watch your back.
-我能感觉到你，你能吗？ -可以 -好吧 -I feel you. You feel me? -Okay. -All right.
我会…我会看着你的,艾瑞克 I'm watching--I'm watching you, Eric!
我会一直看着你 I'm watching your back!
熊是机会主义者 会到处找能吃的东西 Bears are opportunistic eaters, finding food wherever they can.
可以看看别台吗 Can we please see what else is on?
你必须要看这个节目，这样你才可以学会觅食跟如何过冬。 You need to watch this so you can learn how to feed yourself and survive during the winter.
它在做什么,挖洞吗 What is he doin'? Diggin'?
-你从不好奇你的爪子 是用来干什么的吗 -呃 没有 - You never even wondered what your sharp claws was for? - Uh, no.
熊是游泳高手 Bears are excellent swimmers.
不是这只熊。 Not this bear.
-我知道 你不会告诉我 你不会游泳吧。 -等等，你还没听说吗？ -I know you're not gonna tell me you don't know how to swim. -Wait, you haven't heard?
世上有种东西,它叫做 船 There's a new invention. It's called... the boat!
好,我听够了 明天一大早 我们日出就起床 我要教你如何捕鱼 That's the last straw. We're gonna get up at dawn. I'm teaching you how to fish.
中午怎么样 真是够了 How 'bout noon-ish? Unbelievable.
训练工作就这么开始了 And so began the bear-athon,
这个任务需要熊心壮志 绝不可英熊气短 才能让阿奇重振熊风--好了,这样就够了 a training mission so "grizzly," so un-bear-able, so hairy-- okay, that's enough.
阿奇,开始吧 这条河中都是鱼,去抓吧 Archie, let's do it.This river's full of fish.Let's go.
对,海鲜店也有不少鱼 Yup. So is Red Lobster.
别看我,看河里,鱼在水里面 Don't look at me, look at the water. That's where the fish are.
它们都在动 哦 妈呀,有一条碰到我了 它刚刚碰到我了 They're movin'. Oh, man, one just touched me. One just touched me!
听好,你这个大笨毛球 你给我现在就把头伸进水里 然后给我叼起一条鱼 Look, you big, furry baby, put your face down right now and grab a fish!
-不 -阿奇 只要学电视上演的就好了 -No! -Archie, I want you to do just like you saw on TV.
把头伸到水里抓一条鱼 你做得到的 Put your face under the water and catch a fish.
我在这里为你加油 我支持你 把头伸进水里 I'm here with you. Go under the water.
好吧,我试试看 All right! I'll try it.
好,来吧!一,二,三-- All right, one, two, three--
-很好,阿奇 -怎么了？ -怎么了？ -That's Archie! -What's up? -What's up?
-怎么了？ -怎么了？ -What's up? -What's up?
嘿，伙计们，我怎么了？ Hey, fellas, what's up?
很好,很好,抓一条鱼吧 Okay, okay, get one.
-不能呼吸了！ -阿奇！ -Can't breathe! - Archie!
-不能呼吸了！ -嘿！ - Can't breathe! - Hey!
阿奇！ 阿奇！ Archie. Archie!
好了,阿奇 你告诉我 把头从水里面抬起来呼吸 这有多么困难 Okay,Archie! How smart do you have to be to lift your head out of the water when you can't breathe?
我看到一盏灯。这是一道亮光。它很漂亮。 I saw a light. It was a bright light. It was beautiful.
好吧 到此为止 我带你去一个能够让你更坚强的地方 Okay, we're gonna take you on a little trip right now that's gonna toughen you up.
-什么…什么… -我们去找一个就连你也抓得到的东西 快点起来 - What? What? - We're gonna find something even you can catch. Come on.
我看到了我奶奶 I saw my grandma.
-快吃吧 -哦 我--- -Go on, eat. -Oh, I--
-快点吃 -这些--我不吃 呃-- -Come on, eat! -They're--I don't eat, uh--
我不饿,谢谢 I'm good. Thanks.
好吧，我接近了吗？ Okay, am I close?
-还没 -用你的念力 - Cold. - Use the Force.
-接近了吗,还是远了 -像北极那么远 -Colder? Warmer? - Arctic.
-进展如何 -我觉得还不错 说不定连三星期都不用 -So, how's it going? -It's going great. I'm not even gonna need three weeks.
老婆,你看,它在摘葡萄吃 Honey, look, he's already foraging grapes.
-它为什么转身走掉了 -它没有转身走掉 它只是在绕圈圈 -Why's he walking away from 'em? -He's not walking away. He's circling the grapes.
为什么,那种葡萄很危险吗 Why? Are they dangerous grapes?
不是,那种葡萄不危险...艾瑞克 No, no, the grapes aren't dangerous... Eric.
-各位,说真的,葡萄在哪里 -别担心,它做得很好 - Seriously, where are the grapes? - Don't worry, he's doing great.
-我们的进度刚刚好 -我有点头晕 - We're right on schedule. - I'm gettin' dizzy!
噢 噢 哇哦！！ Ohh! Oh! Oww!
我没事,降落在水泥地上了 I'm okay! Concrete broke my fall!
一定会淤青 Definite bruise.
再跟我解释一遍 Now, explain this again.
我要爬进一个黑暗窄小的地方 睡上六个月吗 I'm supposed to climb into a small, dark space and sleep for six months?
对,熊都是这样,这叫做冬眠 Yeah. That's what bears do. It's called hibernation.
听起来像是忧郁症 等等,那我要吃什么 Sounds more like depression. Wait, how do I eat?
什么都不吃啊 因为你在夏天要吃很多东西 Well, you don't eat. What you do is, you eat a lot during the summer.
这样你才可以撑过一整个冬天 That lasts you throughout the whole winter.
-那我去哪里上厕所 -也不需要上厕所 - Where do I go to the bathroom? - No going to the bathroom.
-什么,你说真的吗 -我说真的 - What? You're kidding. - I'm serious.
在冬眠前的一个星期... What you do is, a week before you hibernate...
你要开始吃东西了 像泥土和苔藓 毛发和青草， you start eating things like dirt and moss and hair and grass,
这些会形成一个栓子 塞住你的,你的… 塞住你的,你的… and it forms a big plug in your, um-- it p-plugs up your, uh--
-呃 你知道的 -塞住我的屁屁 - Uh, you know. - It blocks my butt?
哦 对,这个又大又恶心的毛栓 会塞住你的屁屁 Oh, yeah, it blocks it all up with this big, nasty, hairy plug of hair and grass.
又大又恶心 It's a big, nasty plug.
喔~喔~ 等等 你说我要在屁股里塞一个毛栓 睡上六个月 Whoa, whoa, wait. You want me to sleep for six months with a big cork in my butt?
对,就是这样子 Yeah, that's the idea of it.
-好了,再见 我回家了 -嘿 阿奇…阿奇 快回来 - Okay, good-bye! See ya later! - Hey, Archie…Archie,come back here!
-我才不要,再见 -阿奇 -Nope, I'm gone! See ya! -Archie!
-嘿 你要往南走吗 -阿奇,听我说 不会有人想要载一只熊的 -Hey, headin' south? -Archie, look, nobody's gonna pick up a hitchhiking bear.
我会帮忙付油钱,跟小孩子坐后座 I'll split the gas and sit in the back with the kids.
-拜托,阿奇,别这样 -抱歉,医生,这行不通的 -Come on, Archie, stop it. -I'm sorry, Doc. This isn't working out.
我差点淹死了,艾娃也不喜欢我 I almost drowned. Ava doesn't like me.
我已经不想再听你抱怨了 好吗 看看这棵树,你看到了什么 I'm tired of your complaining. Okay, Look up in this tree. What do you see, huh?
鸟 Bird.
对,在鸟窝里的鸟 它下面的树枝上有只松鼠在它的窝里 Right, a bird in his home. And on the branch below him there's a squirrel in his home.
那里的栅栏旁边有只小兔子在窝里 And there's a little rabbit in his home.
这些动物都仰赖著你 All these animals are depending on you.
你做得到的 只要跟著你的心走 好吗 You can do this. Just listen to your inner bear.Okay.
相信自己的心 它会告诉你该怎么做 来吧 Just trust him. He'll tell you what to do. Come on.
好吧,我先跟你说 我的心不太喜欢那颗塞屁股 Okay, but I gotta tell ya, my inner bear has a problem with the butt plug.
够了…我给你看看没有家的动物有什么下场... All right, I'm gonna show you what happens to animals...that don'thave a home.
来吧 Come on
你好,克拉丽斯 Hello, Clarice.
-呃 医生,这应该没必要 -是时候来一场艰难的爱情了。 -Uh, Doc, this isn't necessary. -It's time for a little tough love.
-快来 -你看看 - Come on. - Look, Iggy!
怎么了,小弟弟,外面过不下去了吗 What's the matter, boy? Couldn't make it on the outside?
-嘿-- -过来吧,小白脸 - Hey-- -Come on in, powder puff.
-好了,快进去吧 -什么…为什么 - Go on in there. - But, wh-why?
里面有两只熊想见你一面 去吧 快点 There's a couple bears inside that want to meet you.Go come on.
我就在牢房另一边坐着好了 I'll just sit over on that side of the cell.
我厌倦了这种疯狂。 I'm tired of this madness.
-别害怕嘛 -我会咬人哦 -Don't be scared. -I'll bite ya!
我是杜立德 哦 嗨 老婆 Yes, Dolittle. Oh, hi, honey!
不喜欢打猎吗,不喜欢捕鱼吗 Don't like to hunt? Don't like to fish?
你知道我有多想回到森林里 也不要蹲在这里吗 You know what I would give to be in the forest instead of in this dump?
-呃 医生！ -我好像听到有人说话 - Uh, Doc! - Do I hear someone talkin'?
没有… 你看看 现在的年轻人一点也不懂得尊重 No, no. See, that's the problem with kids today-- no respect.
这小子以为他懂得我的生活 Kid think he knows my life.
-我想他需要我们给他上一课 -不…我只是-- - I think he needs us to teach him a lesson. - N-No, I just--
我来给它一个熊抱 我要给你一个大熊抱 快过来,小子 I'm gonna give him a bear hug. Get on over here and let me give you a bear hug, Tiny.
不会,其实进展还不错 No, it's actually going quite well.
对,我想我终于…在我的掌握之下 I think I finally got this under c-- control.
♪ 她名叫萝拉… ♪ 吖！ ♪ Her name was Lola ♪ Yeah!
♪ 她是个舞娘…♪ 喔！！ ♪ She was a show bear ♪ Whoo!
-丽莎,我再打给你 ♪ 头发上有黄色的羽毛 ♪ ♪ With yellow feathers in her hair ♪ -Lisa, let me call you back.
♪ 裙子短到这边 ♪ ♪ And her dress cut down to there ♪
在哪里？ ♪就在世界杯 ♪ 太棒了！ Where? ♪ At the Copa ♪ Yes!
医生 看来这里每个人都喜欢音乐 哈哈 Doc, apparently everyone in this place loves musicals.
开玩笑的 我懂 我会更努力的 I'm kidding. I'll try harder.
与此同时，阎王不在，小鬼当家 Meanwhile, while the cat's away, the mice will play,
这里的小鬼指的是青少年 and by mice I mean teenagers.
-好,眼睛还是闭著吗 -对 -All right, they still closed? -Yes.
现在张开 他们来了 Here they come.
都是你准备的吗 You did all this?
好了,兄弟们,就是现在 记得医生的吩咐 Okay, boys, remember what the doc said.
如果这小子敢毛手毛脚 我们就给他好看,懂吗 卡佩什？ If this punk tries anything fresh, we let him have it.Capeesh?
这里有鸡翅 鸡腿 玉米饼 呃 随便有的没的 So I got wings, legs,tacos, uh, whatever.
玉米饼？ 他刚刚说玉米饼吗？ Taco? Did somebody say taco?
不行,要变色,变色啊 No, no, no. Blend in. Blend in.
嘘 你会暴露我们的行踪 Pshht. You're gonna blow our cover.
莎莉丝 从我到这里就一直 Charisse, there's something I really been meaning to do...
想做一件事 ...ever since we got out here.
哦 真的吗 Oh, really?
什么事 What's that?
这个 This.
现在 Now!
他用法式湿吻我 呸 呸 呸 He French-kissed me! Blagh! Blagh! Blagh!
任务很成功 Now that worked out nicely.
酒都算我的,珍妮 The drinks are on me, Jenny.
这时候医生给阿奇跟我... Meanwhile, the Doctor gave Archie and me...
都上了一课 ..some lessons of our own.
你可以留一点给我吗 Could you leave a little for me,
因为这是我的食物,而且… because, technically, it is my...
说说而已 Just a thought.
嘿！ 嘿！ 这怎么回事 Hey! Hey, what's going on here?
我觉得自己很幸福 I've been so blessed,
所以决定要分享给这位辣妹吃 I feel I should give back to the hot lady dog.
不,你不需要这么忍让 No, look, you don't have to put up with that.
嘿 走开 啊 去 走 啊！！ Hey, get out of here! Ahh! Go! Ahh!
-她真的好辣 -你们俩怎么回事？ -That is one hot fox! -What's the matter with you two?
你们不知道所有雌性动物 要的都是最强壮的雄性吗 Don't you know that every female is looking for the strongest male?
-那么个性呢？ -我永远交不到女朋友了 - But what about personality? - I'm gonna die a virgin.
闭嘴 听我说 最强的雄性就是领导者 Shut up and listen. The strongest male is called the alpha male.
领导者就是老大 它会让大家都知道它是老大 The alpha male wants everybody to know he's the boss male.
你得成为老大---所有雄性的老大 You have to be him-- the boss of all the males.
你得学会如何 像个领导者一样走路 You have to learn how to walk like the alpha male.
-抬头挺胸 -抬头挺胸 -Walk the walk. - Walk the walk.
-没错,都要像个老大一样 -我还在练习走路 - And talk the alpha male talk! -I'm still on the walk.
没错 这跟权力跟尊严有关 It's about power and respect.
全在于不受抑制 绝对不妥协 来自于睾丸素的男性雄风 It's about pure,unchecked, uncompromised, testosterone-driven male power!
约翰 我不是叫你去丢垃圾吗 John, didn't I ask you to line the garbage pails?
你给我自己去倒 婆娘 You line 'em your damn self, woman!
-什么？ -对不起 老婆 - What? - I-I'm sorry, honey.
我是在跟动物说话 有点太激动了 我在教它们 I was talkin' to the animals. I got a little riled up. I was teachin' 'em somethin'.
别再跟动物胡闹了 去给我们找些吃的来 Stop messing with those animals and go and get us something to eat.
-好 我马上去找 我马上就帮你去找吃的 老婆 -快去 -Okay, I'm on my way. Going right now, honey. -Go.
-现在就去 示范得好 言行一致的老大 -闭嘴 -Way to go, alpha male. Talk the talk. -Shut up!
什么 你在叫谁闭嘴 Who are you telling to shut up?
我不是说你 我是对动物说的 我去找吃的 I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the animals.I'm going to get the food.
-你确定不要再来一个软糖吗？ -不用了 - You sure you don't want another one of these things? - No, I'm fine.
好吧 Okay.
我问你一个问题 你一辈子都待在马戏团里对吧 I got a question for you. Let's say you spend your whole life in show business.
你的杀手锏是什么？ 每场表演不都有个杀手锏吗？ What's gonna be your big finish? Every act has to have a big finish.
杀手锏？ 你看看 旧金山蜜蜂报说 Big finish? Check it out. San Francisco Bee. Quote.
“阿奇的表演最棒的地方就是” 它会结束 "The best thing about Archie's act is when it's finished." End quote.
不是 我是说这辈子懂吗 No, I mean in life.
你要跟谁分享你的成就 你的希望梦想 恐惧跟挫折 Who you gonna share your success with, your hopes, dreams, fears and failures?
我告诉你 如果我没有我的老婆跟女儿 我做的每一件事都毫无意义 Everything I do wouldn't mean anything if I didn't have my wife and kids to go home to.
我有时候会非常孤独 Sometimes I do get very lonely.
我从来没谈过恋爱 I've never been in love.
好啊 这就是你的好机会 我觉得艾娃很喜欢你 Okay, this is your big chance. I think Ava really likes you.
什么 它跟你说的吗？ 它说了什么？ Did she say somethin'? What'd she say?
你知道的 有的时候就得学会察言观色 You gotta learn to read between the lines sometimes.
它爱我吗？ 我就知道！ She loves me? I knew it!
嘿 先别太兴奋了好吗 Hey, let's not get carried away.
我感觉自己快要爆炸了。 I feel like I'm about to burst.
原来爱是这种感觉是吗？ 噢 So, this is what love feels like, right? Oh.
也许只是吃太多糖了 Or maybe it's the marshmallows.
对！ 我想是糖的缘故吧 因为你吃了一整包 Yeah! I think it's the marshmallows. You ate a whole bag of 'em.
医生 明天你会看到一只全新的熊 Doc, tomorrow you're gonna see a brand-new bear.
我想我要睡觉了 I think I'm gonna call it a night.
别走 这里有点可怕 Don't go. It's a little scary out here for me.
你可以等到我睡着吗 Can you stay here till I fall asleep?
好 我等你睡著以后再走 Okay, I'll wait till you fall asleep. Then I'm leaving.
-嘿 医生 -什么事？ - Hey, Doc? - Yes?
可以不要熄火吗？ Can you leave the light on?
好 不熄火 Okay, light stays on.
这些都留下好吗？ I'll keep these here, okay?
-晚安,阿奇 -晚安,医生 00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:47,930、 如果你想吃软糖就跟我说哦 -'Night, Archie. -'Night, Doc. 827 If you want a marshmallow, just gotta ask me, okay?
小心了 艾娃 全新的阿奇来罗 Look out, Ava! There's a new Archie in town!
哦 耶 这感觉真棒！ Oh, yeah! That feels good!
感觉到了 Feel it comin'!
肌肉在燃烧 Feel the burn!
感觉到风 Feel the wind!
感觉到抽筋 Feel the muscle cramp!
哇~~啊！！ Oww! Aah!
哇~~ Oww!
快来 阿奇 别放弃 加油 来 快点 来 Come on, Archie, don't quit. Dig deep. Let's go!
我想我的屁股抽筋了 I think I pulled my butt muscle.
好痛哦 我的屁股好痛 Ouch. It stings. My butt stings.
你能揉揉我屁股吗？ 拜托你帮我揉揉 揉我的屁股？ Could you rub my butt? Could you rub it, please?
过来这里揉我屁股 Rub my butt. Come back here, rub my butt.
麻烦你揉我屁股 Please rub my butt.
医生终于看清他 绝对无法让阿奇.. Doc finally realized he was never gonna make Archie fast enough...
强壮到能够打动艾娃 or strong enough to impress Ava,
但也许 他能让它变得更体贴些 but maybe, maybe he could make him sweet enough.
哇~怎么会有熊美成这样 Wow, how could anybody be so beautiful?
你为什么不过去跟它说呢 Why don't you tell her that?
哦 我不知道 我---哦 天啊--- Oh, I don't know. I-- Oh, my--
那是什么？ What is that?
哦 它是桑尼 是艾娃的男朋友 它跟我提起过它 Oh, that's Sonny.That's her little "bearfriend."She told me about him.
-但它是棕熊啊 -嘿 别灰心 伙计 -But he's a Kodiak bear. -Hey, don't get discouraged, man.
你还是有机会赢得芳心的 You can win her over.
听好了 要赢得女人的芳心 首先要知道她喜欢什么 The key to winning a woman over is, figure out what she likes.
-好比说我老婆 -算了吧 -Take my wife. -Please!
-别这样,我是说真的 -对不起 -Don't do that. This is serious. - I'm sorry.
我老婆她喜欢惊喜 My wife, she likes to be surprised.
你是指从树丛里跳出来吓她吗 Like jumpin' out of the bushes, screamin'?
不…不是这样的 她们喜欢浪漫点 做些浪漫的事 No, nothin' like that. They like romance. Do something romantic.
一些让她们觉得你一直挂念著她们 总是把她们放在心上 懂了吗 Something that says, "I'm thinking about you all the time."
哇 这真是贴心 你是说你一直做这些事吗？ Wow, that's really nice. You do stuff like that all the time?
以前是的 I used to.
但是最近我有点…你知道的 忙这些事情 But lately I've been, you know, all caught up in this,
所以我有点生疏了 so I guess I'm a little out of practice.
好吧 蜡烛 水果 起司 葡萄酒 Okay, candles, fruit, cheese, wine.
很好 Perfect.
-你在做什么？ -噢 嗨 老婆 - What are you doing? - Oh, hey, honey.
我告诉你我在干什么 今晚你是主角 宝贝 I'll tell you what I'm doing. It's all about you tonight.
我赶孩子们去看电影了 熊在森林里面露营 I've sent the children off to the movies, and the bear is camping in the woods.
-只剩我们了 -哦 是的 只剩你们了 -We're all alone. -Oh, yes, all alone.
等我一下下 One second.
你看不到我 我跟沙发合为一体了 You cannot see me. I am at one with the couch.
我有完美的伪装 藏身于每一丝纤维中,我… I am blended perfectly, interwoven into every fiber.
-喔 找到了 我可以教你几招 -最后一个电灯泡 - Oops! Come on! I can give you some pointers! - So much for the intrusions.
嘿 拜托啦 没有观众就没意思了 Hey, come on. It ain't no fun if the homeys can't see none.
好了我们进行到哪里了？你以为几根蜡烛跟葡萄酒 Now, where were we? You were thinking a few candles and some wine would make up...
就能弥补忽略我的这几天 for ignoring me the last few days.
我感觉到你的小脾气 我会认真对待的 I'm sensing a little resistance. I took that into consideration.
我知道什么是你抗拒不了 Here's something you won't be able to resist.
♪ 我和你在一起 ♪ ♪ And I feel with you ♪
这不是我们婚礼的歌吗 ♪ 在我的怀里 ♪ ♪ In my arms ♪ Is this our wedding song?
这不公平 这不是我们结婚后第一支舞的歌吗 That's not fair.Is this the first thing you ever danced to as Mrs.Dolittle?
好戏就要上场了 ♪ 这份爱将持续下去 ♪ ♪ This love will last ♪ The show is about to start.
什么戏？ ♪ 永远 ♪ ♪ Forever ♪ What show?
是耶 真的是耶 ♪ '因为我是 ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm ♪ It is! It truly is!
♪ 真正地 ♪ ♪ Truly ♪
♪ 我真的…好爱 ♪ ♪ I'm truly in love ♪
♪ 杜立德太太 我真的好爱你 ♪ ♪ With Mrs. Dolittle Truly in love ♪
♪我真的好爱你,宝贝 ♪ ♪ Truly in love with you, girl ♪
哦 他好厉害啊 Oh, he's so good.
我告诉你 他有一天抓了抓我肚子 我的脚动个不停 Let me tell ya, he scratched my belly the other day, my leg went crazy.
-这是怎么回事 -♪ 带着你的爱 ♪ - ♪ Head over heels with your love ♪ - Hey, what's going on?
看来他是真的真的很爱她 Apparently, he's truly, truly in love with her.
嘿 医生 送她一点小物品 女人就喜欢小物品 Hey, Doc, give her some garbage. Chicks like garbage.
要不要给杜立德医生 亲一下 How about plantin' a little sugar on Dr. D's lips?
应该没问题吧 I think I can do that.
真的吗？ (づ￣3￣)づ╭❤～ Oh, really? Mm-hmm.
上啊,医生…上啊,医生… -噢！！ -G-o, Doctor! Go, Doctor! -D'oh!
-噢~~！ -他摔她耶 - Ohh! - He broke her!
-走开 你们全走开 -噢~~ -这孩子有魄力。 - Get outta here, all of you! - Aww! - The kid's got moxie.
-这又不是付费频道 -但这对我有帮助 我学了不少 - This ain't no peep show! - But this is really helpful. I'm learning a lot.
-真的 -快给我滚 -Truly. -Just get outta here.
-我们明天再谈 -嗯-哦 胸部 -We'll discuss it tomorrow. -Uh-oh. Busted.
-你们明天要谈什么？ -噢~~ -You're gonna discuss what tomorrow? -Oh.
我…我…我-- Well, I w-- I was--
宝贝 我们…我们再继续刚才的事吧 Well, baby, why don't we just pick it up where we left off.
-宝贝？ -嗯~嗯？ -Baby? -Hmm?
你今晚睡沙发吧 Why don't you sleep on the couch.
等等 她刚刚说什么 医生？ W-Wait, what'd she say, Doc?
她说她太爱我了 我今晚可以睡沙发 She said she loves me so much, I get to sleep on the couch.
你太强了 You're the man!
对 我很强 Yes, I'm the man.
我是沙发上的王者 I'm the man on the couch.
噼嘶 嘿 医生。罗密欧要出动了 他现在热血沸腾 Psst. Hey, Doc. Homey is on the move. His hormones are raging.
他走了 There he goes!
站住 Hold it.
我只想上厕所而已 I was only going to the bathroom.
你得憋住 You can hold it.
我知道这一招 I know that trick.
嘿 宝贝！ Hey, baby!
嗨 你的声音怎么了 Hi. What's wrong with your voice?
你看起来真美 You're lookin' mighty fine.
你要不要给我一个亲亲 在我的…在阿奇… So why don't you plant some of that sugar over here on my-- on Archie.
♪ 真的 ♪ ♪ Truly ♪
噢 天啊 Oh, no.
这是我们的歌吗？ Is that our song?
啊~！ Whoa!
哇 我的背好痛哦 Ow! Hard ground! Back!
也许你应该学会爬树 真的 You should maybe learn how to climb trees. Truly.
又一块淤青 That's a bruise!
-嘿 阿奇,出来嘛 -不要 -Hey, come on out of there, Archie. -Never!
我相信情况没有那么糟 I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
这是我这辈子最丢脸的一次 It was the most humiliating thing I've ever done,
比我穿裙子骑单轮车还糟 穿裙子耶 and I once rode a unicycle in a tutu!
好吧 我了解 但是还是可以挽回 只要更努力一点 Okay,I understand, but we can fix this.We just have to work harder.
不 我就留在这冬眠好了 Nope, I'm just gonna stay here and hibernate.
-让它留在里面吧 我们正在做一套熊装 -不 阿奇它没事 -Tell him to stay in there. We're making our own bear suit. -No, Archie's fine.
很好 因为我们在想 下星期整个森林的动物... Good, 'cause we were wondering, would it be all right if every animal in the whole forest...
都到你家去住 stays with you next week?
好了 阿奇 我不跟你玩了 你现在就给我出来 你这个胆小鬼 All right Archie, I'm not playing anymore. I want you to come out here right now, you big coward!
嗯 抱歉 你叫谁胆小鬼 Uh, excuse me. Who are you calling a coward?
你啊 我说你是个这么轻易就放弃的胆小鬼 You. I'm calling you a big coward for quitting like this.
-这很不容易 -你想知道什么才困难吗,阿奇？ -Well, it's hard. -You know what hard is,Archie?
我老婆在生我的气 我的女儿也在生我的气 My wife is mad at me,my daughter's mad at me,
我却要和一个披萨小哥一起度假 他跟我打招呼的时候说:“杜立德医生，怎么了?” and I'm spending my vacation with a pizza boy who greets me by saying, "Dr. D, what's up?"
我还要在这里 听一个大毛球说它要放弃 因为它觉得很困难 Now I'm listening to a big, furry baby telling me he wantsto quit 'cause it's too hard!
可是艾娃它笑我 Well, Ava laughed at me.
噢~~哦-吼！！“艾娃它笑我” Oh, boo-hoo! "Ava laughed at me.
我爱它,我需要它,但是它取笑我 I love her and I need her, and she laughed at me!"
你知道吗 你根本配不上它 艾娃它干嘛要跟你这个胆小鬼过下半辈子 You don't even deserve Ava! Why should Ava spend her life with a coward like you?
嘿 别随便 熊身攻击 Hey, don't poke the bear, buddy.
我可没熊身攻击 因为如果我熊身攻击了熊 那只熊一定会宰了我 I didn't poke a bear. If I poked a bear, a bear would be maulin' me.
-我不知道我刚刚嘲讽的是什么 但一定不是熊 -嘿 我警告你哦 - I don't know what I poked,but it sure ain't no bear! - Hey, I'm warning you!
-哦 是吗？ 我戳的你哦！ -别戳了！ -Oh, yeah? And I'm pokin' you! -Stop it!
-我戳…我戳戳戳！ - 够了,我受够了！ - Poke, poke, poke! - All right, that's it!
啊~~！ Aaah!
阿奇 很痛耶 Archie, that hurt.
嘿 还不错耶 感觉像只熊了 Hey, that felt good. Bear-like.
你知道吗 我帮不了你了 你就回你的马戏团吧 You're beyond my help. Just take your ass back to the circus.
成熊了 呜-呼~！ Bear. Whoo-hoo!
我是一只熊 I'm a bear!
我是熊中的王 I'm the alpha bear!
啊~~~ Grrr! Roar!
熊会叫的 对吧？ Bears say "grrr," right?
-发生什么事了？ -是阿奇 -What happened to you? -Archie.
我---你知道吗-- I-- You know what--
波特打电话来 他想要和解 Potter called. He wants to make a deal.
先听听他想说什么吧 Just listen to what he has to say.
这是送你的 女士 For you, madame.
-谢谢 -桑尼会送你鱼吗？ - Thanks. - So does Sonny bring you fish?
不 通常不只一条 大概一百条吧 No. Not a fish. Usually about a hundred.
一百条 等等 哦不 它拿不了那么多 A hundred? Wait. No. He can't carry that many.
好吧 那桑尼有没有跟你说过... Okay, but does Sonny tell you that you have...
你有一双全世界最美的大眼睛呢? the most beautiful eyes he's ever seen?
它有保证 会让你的生活充满爱 诗情和欢笑吗? Does he promise to fill your life with love, poetry, laughs?
没有 通常它只会问我什么时候发情 No. No. Mostly he just asks me when I think I'll be in heat.
-真是个大情圣 -是啊 -Prince Charming, huh? -Yeah.
那…会是什么时候？ So when is-- when is that?
你想去散散步吗？ Do you want to go for a walk?
-和你还是我自己？ -和我一起 - With you or alone? - With me.
好啊 Okay.
这不是散步,这是跑步 This isn't a walk. We're running.
我们干嘛跑啊？ Why do we always have to run?
♪ 我现在有了你，我只想 ♪ ♪ I got you now and I just want to ♪
♪ 告诉你怎么玩 ♪ ♪ Show you how to play ♪
♪ 你身上起鸡皮疙瘩了 ♪ ♪ Goose bumps on your body ♪
♪ 指引方向 ♪ ♪ Guide the way ♪
♪ 我想整晚都去 ♪ ♪ I wanna go all night ♪
♪ 不会停止直到黎明破晓 ♪ ♪ Ain't no stoppin' till the breakin' of the dawn ♪
♪ 我想走进每个角落 ♪ ♪ I wanna go inside every corner ♪
♪ '因为你真的让我兴奋 ♪ ♪ 'Cause you really turn me on ♪
♪ 我想去敲敲 ♪ ♪ I wanna go knock knock ♪
♪ 我们的身体随着清晨来临的节拍舞动 ♪ ♪ Our bodies to the beat of when the mornin' comes ♪
♪ 我们会让阳光留下 ♪ ♪ We'll let the sunshine stay ♪
对的 让爱散布在空气中 Yep, there was love in the air.
做真正的强者…做真正的强者… Be the man. Be the man.
做...真正的...强者… Be... the... man.
嘿 现在 你给我听好 Hey. Now, you listen to me.
对的 没错 这里以后是我的地盘了 Yeah, that's right. You're in my house now.
-嗯？ -对 我的地盘 - Hmm? - Yeah, my house.
这也是我的地盘 这一块全都是我的地盘 Also my house. All of these are my house.
嘿 你是个幸运的女孩 你知道为什么吗？ 对 Hey, you're a lucky girl, you know that? Yeah.
幸运的是你 不是我 是你 You're the lucky one, not me. You.
嘿 你今晚想跟我出去逛逛吗？ 你有空吗？ Hey. You want to go out with me tonight? Would that be good?
嘿 等一等 你以为你在干嘛？ Hey, wait a minute. What do you think you're doing?
谁-谁-谁~ 你是说我吗？ 没有 我没在干嘛 Who-Who-Who, me? No. I'm not doing anything.
我只是在… 你知道的 做好地盘的准备 I'm just, you know, assuming the position.
-嘿 你尿的是我的树 -哦 没有 我才不会做这种事 - Hey. You marked my tree. - Oh, no. I would never do that.
我才不会尿在...你的树上 I would never mark--mark your tree.
我连听都听不懂 我喝太多水了 I don't even know what those words mean. I drank a lot of water.
我告诉你 我每次水一喝多就想尿尿 I'll tell you something about water. It goes right through me.
拜托 这闻起来像柠檬汁一样 Come on. It smells like lemonade.
噢 是啊 我懂你的意思了 你的… Oh. Yeah. Oh, I see your point. Yeah, yours is...
尿 十分浓厚... very, very strong.
老实说...像是氨水一样 我开始头晕了 It's like--like ammonia. I'm actually getting dizzy,to tell you the truth. Ha.
走吧 我们闪了 我们走吧 Come on. Let's beat it. We're leaving.
你们要走了 一路顺风啊 You two are going, huh? Have fun.
再见 你们俩真的很登对 Have fun. You make a very handsome couple.
天啊 我真懦弱 God, I hate myself.
-哇~~ -是啊 从来没有熊碰得到那个蜂窝 -Wow. -Yeah. Bears have died trying to reach that hive.
如果你想要…那就是你的了 Well, if you want it, you got it.
哦 拜托 想都别想 这不好笑 Oh, please. Don't even think about it. That's not funny.
-真的 我会拿来给你 -阿奇 我是说真的 - No. I'm gonna go get it for you. - Archie, I'm serious.
不要了 太危险了 答应我 Don't. It's too dangerous. Promise me.
好吧 我喜欢你 艾娃 Okay. I like you, Ava.
我也喜欢你 阿奇 I like you too, Archie.
-噢 你们两位小姐在做什么？ -桑尼 别闹了 - Oh. What are you girls doing over here? - Sonny, don't.
滚开 小白脸 Beat it, circus boy.
-桑尼-- -哦 你给我闭嘴 -Sonny-- -Oh, you keep your yap shut.
你的脾气跟你一样臭 Your charm is matched only by your odor.
-这是什么意思 -我是说你该洗个澡而已 - And what does that mean? - That just means you're a malodorous ignoramus.
-没什么大不了 -它到底在说什么 我被搞糊涂了 - It's nothing, really. - What's he saying? I'm confused.
我不喜欢被搞糊涂 And I don't like being confused.
-对 它真的不喜欢 -真的吗 我以为你早就习惯了 - Yeah, he really doesn't. - Really? Well, you'd think he'd get used to it, huh?
走吧 艾娃 它把我搞糊涂了 Let's go, Ava. Tryin' to confuse me.
艾娃 别走 你也许可以找个比我更好的 但别跟更差的在一起 Ava, don't go. Look,maybe you can do better than me, but don't do worse.
-我以为你喜欢我 -我当然喜欢 -I thought you liked me. -Of course I do.
-走了 艾娃 -但是 你永远是只城市熊 -Come on, Ava. -But you'll always be a city bear.
我要的不只是如此 And I need more than that.
城市熊 很棒的 City bear. Great.
我们该摊开来谈吗 Should we, uh, put all our cards on the table?
当然了 Of course.
你找来的那只熊 它根本不可能有办法在... This bear you brought up here has as much likelihood of making...
森林里存活的... little bear babies as Riley here.
不可能 Ain't-a-gonna happen.
不过呢 多亏了你 But, on the other hand, thanks to you,
现在的我不太受欢迎 I'm not exactly drowning in favorable publicity.
所以 这是我的提议 我会保留10英亩地... So, here's my offer. I will set aside ten acres,
作为保育区 turn it into a sanctuary.
你可以把你的小动物都带去那里 You can bring all your little animal buddies there.
而且 你还能保住面子 Plus, you'll be saving face.
不用承认自己失败了 也不会丢人现眼 You won't have to admit you failed. You don't look like a fool.
不行 10英亩太少了 Look, ten acres is ridiculous.
条件就是这样 That's the offer.
我说清楚点 星期三中午12:00就快要到期了 The deadline is Wednesday at 12:00 noon. Let me be clear.
然后12点01分 我们就会派出手下 At 12:01, we'll be sending in every logger,
所有的伐木工和机器一起 every piece of logging equipment we've got.
到星期五就会一棵树也不剩了 By Friday, there won't be a tree standing.
我得跟我老婆讨论一下 I need to run this by my wife.
好主意 后面有个公共电话 Excellent idea. There's a pay phone in the back.
失陪了 Excuse me.
-他要跟老婆讨论 妻管严的家伙 -是啊 -Calling the wife. Always a sign of weakness. -Yeah.
喔唔-喔~~~喔 嘿 约翰 Whoo-hoo, woo, woo. Hey, Johnny.
-你来这里干什么？ -医生 我知道该怎么做了 我有杀手锏了 -What are you doing?-Doc, I know what to do. I've got my big finish.
-你 快点进来 -好的 -Look. Come in here. Quick. -All right.
嘿 我想我不应该来这里 Hey, I don't think I'm allowed in here.
好了 听着 我得跟你说 一切都结束了 Okay, listen. I got to tell you. This thing is over.
很抱歉 我拖你下水了 I'm just sorry I dragged you into all this.
我会帮你找个赌城的工作可以吗 I'm going to have to get you an audition in Vegas or something.
这些人开了个条件 这是我能够争取最好的了 These guys offered me a deal, and it's the best I can do.
不…不...不~ 你能做的是别放弃我 医生 No, no, no. The best you can do is not give up on me, Doc.
拜托 你告诉过我 “要倾听自己的熊心” 记得吗？ Come on. You told me,"Listen to your inner bear."Remember?
-我不确定 阿奇 -我知道要怎么把艾娃追到手了 - I don't know, Archie. - Look, I know how I can win Ava.
好吧 我可能是疯了 Okay. I know I'm nuts or something.
但是我要再试一次 我要再给我们一次机会 I'm gonna give it another shot. I'll give you one more chance.
太好了 好吧 让我过去 Yes! Yes! Okay, let me get over--
-哦哦… 哦哦！！ -哦哦 什么？ 又有什么问题吗？ -Uh-oh! Uh-oh! -Uh-oh, what? What's the problem?
-我吃冰淇淋吃坏肚子了 -什么冰淇淋？ -Ice cream is acting up. -What ice cream?
看到桑尼跟艾娃后我变得很忧郁 然后就开始大吃 I got depressed after Sonny and Ava, and I went on a bender.
吃到第二桶的时候 我发现我爱上艾娃了... And by the second gallon, I realized I'm in love with Ava...
而且那樱桃口味的冰淇淋... and this ice cream called "Cherry Garcia."
嘿 你千万别想吐在我身上 Hey! Don't you dare throw up on me.
喔~~！！我忍不住了 喔！！！ Ohh! That's not where it's gonna come out. Ohh!
等等 等一下 如果你要拉的话 坐在马桶上 Wait. You got to do that, sit down on the toilet.
-我忍不住了 -等等 你别坐下 你得掀开马桶盖子 - I can't hold it! - Wait! You got to lift the lid up first.
这马桶不够大啊 哦 我的天啊 This is not going to be big enough! Oh, boy!
没事的…先坐下 我帮你看着外面 You'll be fine. Just sit there. I'm gonna keep guard outside.
-我忍不住了… -只要专心拉你该拉的屎就好了 -I don't think it's-- -Just take care of what you got to take care.
嗨 我待会就去找你 我要先处理一些事 Hey. I'll be with you in one second. I'm gonna take care of business.
-没问题 你跟谁在里面说话? -我在自言自语 你知道的 -Who you talking to in there?-I'm talking to myself.I was, you know.
-有的时候得安抚自己的情绪 让情绪缓和下来 -好吧 -Sometimes you got to coax it down. -Right.
给自己精神喊话 先失陪了 Give my sphincter a little pep talk. Excuse me.
我等一下就会过去 Come on down, you.
-可恶~~天啊-- -看来我得留在这里了 -Oh, my G-- -I gotta stay in here with you.
我去把窗户打开 拜托 在我开窗以前 什么屎都别拉 Let me get the window open. Please, don't do nothing till I get the window open.
-呃 -哦哦！ -这窗户只能开个小缝 - Uh-oh! - The window only opens a little bit.
这样不够… That's not going to be enough.
哦 嘿 嘿！ 要开始了 你已经开始了对不对？ 哇~~ Oh, hey, hey! You're doing it, aren't you? Wow!
呜-呼-呼-！ Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-这比我想像的还要可怕 -呜~呼~！ - It's worse--It's worse than I imagined. - Whoo!
哦！ 哦！ 哦 阿奇 Ohh! Ohh! Oh, Archie!
-你只吃了冰淇淋吗？ -对啊！ -不只是冰淇淋吧 一定不只是冰淇淋 -You just had ice cream? -Yeah！ -That's not just ice cream. That's not just ice cream.
哦 阿奇！ Oh, Archie!
好啦 没那么糟啦 少来了 呜呼！！ Oh, it ain't that bad. Come on. Whoo!
两位 呃 我不接受 Gentlemen, uh, no deal.
谢谢你们抽空见我 Thanks for your time.
呜！ 是我吗？ Hm! Is that me?
-你听得到吗？小派 -别盯着我看了 你让我很不自在 -Can you hear me? Pepito -Stop staring at me. You're giving me a complex.
-我在试着变色呢 -如果你听得到 -I'm trying to blend. -Well, if you can hear me,
-你能变成这张桌子的颜色吗? -你在做什么? -can you changeto the color of this table-- -What do you think you're doing?
-我觉得它听得懂我的话 -如果它听得懂我的话 - I think he understands me. - Well, if he understood me,
我会告诉它我有多讨厌这些愚蠢的动物 I'd tell him how sick I am of all these stupid animals.
嗬 这真的很伤动物的心 Oh, that really hurt.
如果你听得懂我的话 我就会提醒你 你的头皮屑... If you could understand me, I'd tell you to do something about those dandruff flakes.
感觉像是下七月圣诞雪一样 It's looking like Christmas in July.
我讨厌这个地方 I hate this place.
年幼无知 愤青一个 都是饶舌乐惹的祸 So young. So angry. Damn that rap music.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hey. -Hey.
所以 情况如何？ So how'd it go?
我拒绝了波特 Well, I told Potter no deal.
我认为阿奇没什么进展 I thought it wasn't working with Archie.
阿奇有个想法 它认为它能追得到艾娃 Archie thinks he can win Ava over. I'm gonna see this through.
所以我还要一直在这里？ 哦！！ So that means we're stuck here? Oh!
-莎莉丝！ -嘿 莎莉丝 嘿~~ -Charisse！ -Hey, Charisse.Hey. 00:59:16,253 --> 00:59:19,393、 莎莉丝 走路回城里要花很长的时间 1128 Charisse.Hey, it's a long walk back to the city.
-嗯~ -嘿 我们处得不怎么好 对不对 -Hm. - Hey, we're not gettin'along too good, are we?
-我想回家 -我也想回家 我们会回去的 -I want to go home. -I want to go home too. We're going home.
但是你烦的是别的事吧 But there's something else that's bothering you, isn't it?
我不是说这都是你的错 也许是我的错 I'm not saying it's all your fault. Maybe it's my fault.
也许你只是在经历一个过程 但有些事让你心烦对吧 Maybe it's a phase that you're going through. But something's bothering you.
你妈妈也觉得你有烦恼 但是你不肯跟我们说 And your mother thinks that you got a problem, and you're not telling us about it.
-没有 -真的吗？ 你没有烦恼吗？ -No. -You sure? There's nothing bothering you?
-真的 -莎莉丝 -I'm sure. -Charisse.
-爸,我没事 -好吧 -I'm fine, Dad. -Okay, now.
我并不是说你有烦恼 但是如果你有的话 我们一定会一起解决的 I'm not saying you have a problem, but if you do we always work things out.
-好吗？ -好的 -Right? -Right.
-你还好吧？ -还好 -You're cool? -Cool.
那就好 All right.
你妈有点担心 我也开始… 'Cause your mother was a little worried. And I was startin'--
-跟她说我没事 -好…好 -Tell her I'm fine. -Okay. Okay.
好 Yeah.
-爸？ -是…是… - Dad? - Yes? Yes?
我就知道 我就知道你有烦恼 什么事？ I knew something was bothering you. What is it?
来吧 跟我说 来嘛 跟我说 真的 你知道的 父女间的悄悄话 Come on, talk to me.Come on, talk to me. You know, daddy to daughter.
说出来 别担心 你想哭就哭 我可以陪你一起哭 说吧-- Break it down.You can cry, whatever.We can cry together, if that's--
-有什么事？ -没事 -别这样嘛 -What is it? -Nothing. -Stop.
一定是在山里把我搞糊涂了 现在没事了 It must be the mountains messing me up, 'cause I'm fine.
-你确定没事吗？ -嗯-嗯~ -You sure you're all right? -Mm-hmm.
她没事 She's all right!
我给你一点私人空间 我回屋里了 You have your little space. I'll be in the house.
-好的 -好吧 -All right. -Okay.
不再光说不练了 我要为艾娃鼓起勇气 Talking time's done. It's time to be bold... for Ava.
它要去摘蜂窝了… 它要去摘蜂窝了… He's goin' after the hive! He's goin' after the hive!
-谁？ -阿奇 - Who? - Archie.
-谁？ -阿奇啦 你这白痴 天啊！ - Who? - Archie, you idiot. Jeez!
伙计们 这断崖比我记得的还要高 Boy, this cliff's a lot higher than I remember.
再见啰 笨熊 Bye-bye, species.
所以这就是你的高明计划吗？ 阿奇 快点回来这里 快点回来 So this is your big plan, huh? Archie, you get back here right now! Come back in!
不行 医生 我就算死也要做到 No way, Doc. I'm gonna do this or die trying.
-这只熊还真有种 -阿奇 你在做什么？ - That bear is one bad mother. - Archie, what are you doing?
阿奇 你马上回来 快回来 别闹了 Archie, you get back in here right now. Stop playing!
我觉得我吃再多虫也追不到艾娃 I don't think I'm gonna win Ava by eating a bunch of worms.
我永远也不会像桑尼那样在野外生活 I'm never gonna be more woodsy than Sonny.
我得让它知道它对我有多重要 I have to show her how much she means to me.
对 如果你摔下来 只会证明阿奇你有多笨跟死得有多惨而已 Yeah！And if you fall, it's gonna prove that you're stupid and dead, Archie.
这里发生了什么事？ 哦 马戏团明星学会新把戏了 What's goin' on around here? Oh, circus boy's got a new trick.
-别说话 桑尼 -好了,我可以的…我可以的… - Quiet, Sonny. - Okay, I got it. I got it.
我很了解树 那棵树撑不住它 That log ain't gonna hold him. And I know logs.
好了！喔吼吼吼！ Okay! Ohh!
-别动 阿奇 别动！ - 小心!…小心!… - Don't move, Archie! Don't move! - Careful! Careful!
-我买蜂蜜给你好了 -哇~呼~呼~呼！~ - I'll buy you the honey. - Ooh! Ooh!
-嘿~啊！呜哇~呜哇~呜哇！！ -快断！快断啊！ - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Break! Break!
-这主意有点糟糕啊 -阿奇 快下来 - This was not a good idea. - Archie, get down!
我没事 噢~噢 蜜蜂来了！ I'm fine. Oh, bees!
发生了什么？ What's happening?
别动 我来跟它们沟通一下 千万别动 Hold still! I'll try to talk to them. Work something out.
-它们在叮我 不…不…！！ -呃 蜜蜂们 呃... - They're stinging me! No, no! - Uh, guys, uh...
我看不到了 噢！！ 它们一直在叮我 离我远点 I can't see! Ooh! They're stinging! Get away from me!
-蜇死它… ！ -不…不…不… 别蜇了！嘿 快停下！ - Attack! - No, no, no! No attack! Hey! Stop!
-保卫蜂巢！ -哇喔！嘿 阿奇！ -Defend the hive! -Ow! Hey, Archie!
抓住那个小家伙！ Get the little guy!
蜇死那个小个子! 蜇他！ Protect the hive! Attack!
蜇他！ 冲啊...冲啊... Attack! Banzai! Banzai!
阿奇！阿奇！嘿 阿奇！ 嘿！ Archie! Archie! Hey, Archie! Hey!
阿奇！ Archie!
-阿奇 快点给我回来！ -跳下来啊 大明星！ - Archie, get back in here! - Jump, circus boy!
-你吃你的鲑鱼去吧！ -艾娃 我这是为你摘的 - Go suck a salmon! - Ava, I did it for you!
干得好 阿奇！太棒了 阿奇！太棒了 Good job, Archie! Way to go, Archie! All right!
-耶！你做到了… -吼！吼！吼！吼！ - Yeah! You did it! - Woo! Woo! Woo!
-耶~ -这小子有种 我欣赏它 - Yeah. - That kid's got moxie. I love him.
好了 好了 你在搞什么鬼~哈？ Okay. Okay, what's the matter with you, huh?
你这么做干什么~哈？ 你疯了吗? What'd you do something like that for, huh? Are you crazy?
如果我想的话我也拿得到 在我生气前快走吧 艾娃 I could have got that hive if I wanted it. Come on, Ava, before I get mad.
桑尼 我们不适合彼此 要走你自己走吧 Sonny, we're not working out. So, take a hike.
-要蜂蜜吗？ -在的 宝贝 什么事？ - Honey? - Yeah, babe, what's up?
不是 我是说你要吃蜂蜜吗？ No. I meant, would you like more honey?
-哦 不 我不用 -好吧 -Oh, no. I'm good. -Okay.
你想要谈谈如何拯救我们的物种吗？ So, ready to talk about preserving the species?
我们可以谈谈 或者你可以数到100... Well, we could talk. Or you could count to a hundred...
-然后来抓我 -好啊 数数 我来了 -and come and get me. -Okay. Counting, great.
嗯~1、2-- Um, one, two--
-1、2、3-- -真令人惊讶 它还真的数耶 - One, two, three-- - That's impressive. He's really counting.
拜托,专心一点 呃~1--- Come on, focus, focus. Uh, one--
-我还是别跑太远好了 -1、2 -Maybe I should stay in the open. -One, two,
10 G, H, P, ten, G, H, P,
绿色 橘子 鱼 green, orange, fish.
-放慢脚步 不要急 -呃 1、2、3、10-- -Pace yourself. Not so fast. -Uh, one, two, three, ten--
呃 50 好了 100 Uh, five-teen. Okay, one hundred.
嗷！！我怎么--了！ Ow! What the-- Nap.
-爸爸？ -嗨 -Daddy? -Hey.
爸爸回来了 Daddy's back.
怎么了？ 发生什么事？ What is it? What happened?
是阿奇 It's Archie.
-退后…退后… -好了 各位 立刻退后一点 -Back up, back up. -Okay, folks, let's move it back now.
这里有只野生动物 让开 野生动物来了 We got a wild animal,coming through.Wild animal, coming through.
大家都看过动物大反击这个节目吧 I know you've all seen the show When Animals Attack.
你们看过动物起床气吗？ Have you seen When Animals Wake Up and Attack?
没什么比半睡半醒的熊... Now, there's nothing more dangerous...
更危险的了... than a half-sedated, half-unsedated bear.
它们的牙齿跟爪子又大又尖又利-- They have big, sharp teeth and claws--
对不起 我是杜立德医生 这怎么回事？ Excuse me. I'm Dr. Dolittle. What happened in here?
它破坏了后门 Well, he broke down the back door,
-然后我们发现它闯进了厨房 -不会吧 -and we found him ransacking the kitchen. -No.
抱歉 杜立德医生 我很支持你的 好了 大家都走吧！ Yeah. I'm sorry, Dr. Dolittle. I was rooting for you.All right, let's move it out!
没什么好看的了！走吧！ Show's over! Let's go!
-嘿 阿奇 是我 你怎么了？ -嘿 -Hey, Archie, it's me.What happened? - Hey.
我离得太近了，医生。 他们不知道哪里冒出来的 I was so close, Doc. They came out of nowhere.
我--我听到准备好拯救森林了吗？ And I-- Are you ready to save the forest?
好消息是我们保留了10英亩的森林 The good news is, we're setting aside ten acres of forest.
我们要命名为 杜立德医生野生动物保育区 We're calling it the Dr. Dolittle Wildlife Sanctuary.
我们十分的开心 哈 说曹操就曹操到 We're very pleased about that. Ah, speak of the devil.
-我们能问几个问题吗？ -你以为你赢了... -Can we ask you a few questions? -You think you won this thing,
-但是你错了 -随你 -but you haven't. -Fine.
我们就铲平你的森林 当作平手吧 We'll just level your forest and call it a tie.
非常谢谢各位 今天到此为止 谢谢 Thanks very much, folks. That's it for today. Thank you.
-如果有目击证人就好了 有人看到发生什么事了吗？ -对啊 -If only I had an eyewitness.Did anybody see what happened?-Yeah.
我们有一个问题 他是个该死的黄鼠狼 We got one problem. He's a friggin' weasel.
-哦 是吗 它做了什么？ -没什么 它真的是只黄鼠狼 -Oh, really. What'd he do?-No, I mean he's an actual friggin' weasel.
嘿 黄鼠狼 医生来了 Hey, weasel, the doctor's here.
你最好叫我黄鼠狼先生 Okay, you know what, that's Mr. Weasel.
黄鼠狼先生 你看到那只熊发生什么事了吗？ Mr. Weasel, did you see what happened to the bear?
噢 那只大狗熊 我有看到事情的经过吗-- Ooh, the big scary bear. Did I see what happened--
-你到底有没有看到？ -好了 这样好了 -Did you see anything or not? -Okay, here's the deal.
你把你那支亮晶晶的手表给我 我就告诉你你想知道的事 You give me that shiny wristwatch of yours, and I'll tell you what you need to know.
-你真是贪心龌龊 -噢 谢谢 - You're such a weasel. - Oh, thank you.
波特的人陷害了阿奇 我有证人 Potter's people set Archie up. I got a witness.
一只动物？ 你没办法把它列为证人 An animal? You can't offer that into evidence.
-你有更好的主意吗? -那~~我尽量拖延时间 -Well, you got any better ideas? -Well, I-I'll stall for time.
可能还要再找个私家侦探吧 Maybe we'll get a private investigator.
他们的卡车都准备好了 他们准备要把阿奇 送到墨西哥的动物园去 Those trucks are ready to roll. They're gonna take Archie off to a zoo in Mexico.
约翰 如果你站上证人席 莱利会把你撕成碎片的 John, if you go on the witness stand, Riley is gonna tear you to shreds.
-我还有什么好失去的？ -你的名声 -Well, what do I have to lose? -Your reputation.
我不在乎 我不会这么容易就放弃的 Look, I don't care. I'm not giving up on those animals this easy.
我至少要争取一下 失陪了 Not without a fight. Excuse me.
法官大人 我们承认这是一次挫败 Your Honor, we admit it was a setback.
但是我们希望法官大人 再给我们一星期来训练这只熊 But we would like one more week to rehabilitate the bear.
我能建议一下律师是否愿意 呃 Might I suggest perhaps counsel would like to, uh,
把熊送进宠物训练中心吗 admit the animal into the Betty Ford clinic.
或者瑜伽熊诊所之类的 Or the Yogi Bear clinic.
如果我能证明 这一切都是被设计的呢？ What if I could prove the entire thing was a setup?
这是非常严重的指控 That would be a very serious allegation.
你有意愿提出证据吗? Do you intend to present evidence?
我们有个证人 We have an eyewitness.
法官大人 我可以发表一下意见吗 Your Honor, can I address the court,
-就一分钟？ -说吧 -just for a minute? -Go ahead.
法官大人 我们有一个证人 能够证明它听见了枪声 Sir, we have an eyewitness who'll testify that they heard a gunshot,
然后看到一辆卡车... then they saw a truck backing up to the area...
-倒车进入枪响的地方 -证人现在在法庭中吗 - where the shot was fired. - Is that witness here in the courtroom?
不 它不在法庭里 因为…呃 它是...呃~~ No. Not in the courtroom with us, because, um, he's, uh--
它是一只黄鼠狼 He's a weasel.
-肃静! -法官大人 -Order! -Your Honor,
我知道这非常的不合理 I know this-this seems very unreasonable.
但是我可以跟动物对话 其中一个动物确实提出了这个信息 先生 But I can talk to animals. One of them did come forward with this information, sir.
法官大人 如果您允许的话 Your Honor, if it pleases the court,
我倒是不介意让杜立德医生和律师 I have no problem allowing Dr. Dolittle or counsel...
询问这个证人 the opportunity to question the eyewitness.
我只要求短暂休庭... I would just ask for a brief recess...
让我回家去拿摄影机 so that I have opportunity to get a camera.
我很想拍那黄鼠狼宣示的画面 I'd like a snapshot of the animal being sworn in.
够了！ That's enough!
那黄鼠狼需要豁免权吗？ 我们可以提供动物保护方案 Does the weasel need immunity? Certainly we could provide animal protection program.
够了 That's enough.
杜立德医生我不允许你嘲笑我的法庭 Dr Dolittle I will not allow you to make a mockery of my courtroom.
有效期限已过,延期驳回 The deadline has passed. Motion to extend denied.
真是可惜 你也不愿意对不对 That's a shame. You hate to see it.
呃 杜立德医生 你会上诉吗… Uh, Dr. Dolittle, will you appeal? Is this the end of the line?
杜立德医生 一切都结束了吗 Dr. Dolittle, can you tell us what the weasel said?
嗨 医生 你是来保我出去的吗？ Hey. Hey, Doc. Okay. Come to get me out?
-差不多 -差不多 差不多是什么意思？ - Sort of. - Sort of? What do you mean, sort of?
我没有办法证明你的说法 阿奇 I couldn't really prove your story, Archie.
-于是他们 呃-- -什么？ 他们怎么了？ -So they, um-- -What? They wh-what? They what?
他们认为你过于危险 不能够野放,所以… They think you're too dangerous to be set free, so--
是吗? 怎么样? Yeah? What?
他们把你卖到墨西哥马戏团 They sold you to a Mexican circus.
哎 我操啊 Ai, Chihuahua.
阿奇 我--很对不起你 Archie, I am--I'm so sorry.
-对不起什么？ -这一切啊 - For what? - For everything.
我把你拖到这里 让你经历这一切 Dragging you out here and putting you through all this stuff.
给了你希望 我觉得我搞砸了你的一生 Giving you hope. I feel like I ruined your life.
搞砸了我的一生？ 医生 我的一生是你给我的 Ruined my life? Doc, you gave me a life.
你教了我如何去爱 You're the one who taught me about love.
没有人能把它夺走 And no one can ever take that away from me.
嗨 莎莉丝 Hey, Charisse.
你来这里干什么？ What are you doing down here?
妈妈要我来这里告诉你上诉被驳回了 Mom wanted me to tell you that her motion for an appeal has been denied.
反正我们也知道希望不大 Well, we knew it was a long shot anyway.
阿奇,至少你可以回到演艺界了 So, Archie, at least you'll be back in show business.
是啊 不过这不再是我想要的 我只想要艾娃 Ehh, that's not what I want anymore. I just want Ava.
-我知道你要艾娃 -也许我不该得到爱 - I know you want Ava. - Well, maybe I wasn't meant to be loved.
-每个人都应该得到爱 -没错 -Everybody is meant to be loved. -That's right.
每个人都应该… Everybody's meant--
莎莉丝 Charisse.
哦 我的天啊！ Oh, my God!
莎莉丝,这什么时候的事？ Charisse, since when?
两个星期了 A couple of weeks now.
刚开始还很模糊 At first, it was kind of fuzzy.
但是现在非常清晰 But, uh, now it's really clear.
这就是你不愿意告诉我们你也听得到动物说话的事吗？ And this is what you've been keeping from us, right?
我不想告诉你们 是因为我不想成为怪胎 I didn't want to say anything because I didn't want to become a freak.
噢...不…你不会成为怪胎的 绝对不会 Oh, No, You're not going to become a freak. Not at all.
嘿 我告诉你 我刚开始的时候也觉得很害怕 Hey, look. When it started happening to me, I got scared too.
你只是没有用对的角度去看 这是一件好事 You're just looking at it the wrong way. This is a good thing.
-怎么会？ -你看 这已经开始在改善了 -How? -Look at all the good that's come out of it already.
-改善什么？ -我们啊 我们的关系啊 -What good? -Well, look at us, like this, huh?
这不是很好吗？嗯 How about this, huh? Mm.
嘿 两位 我现在知道我少了什么 Hey, guys. Now I know what I've been missing.
家庭 我猜我永远都不会有家庭了 A family. I guess that's something I'll never have.
爸 你得想办法帮它 我们能做什么吗? Dad, you got to help him. Isn't there something that we can do?
而且不只它 还有所有的动物 And it's not just him. It's all the animals.
这里有好多动物 There's so many of 'em.
对 这里是有很多动物 Yeah, there are so many of 'em.
你们都放弃了 对不对? You guys have given up, haven't you?
嘿 我能怎么办？ 我已经6岁了 Hey, what am I gonna do? I'm six years old.
不再是只小海狸了 I'm not a young beaver no more.
而且我们已经住在这森林里多久了 Besides, we've been living in this forest how long?
我们占领这座森林差不多100年了 老板 About a hundred years we've been shakin' down this forest, boss.
-我们的时候到了 -我尝试一个人努力 但是办不到 -So we had a good run.-Look, I tried to do this by myself,but I can't
如果你们想拯救自己的家园 你们就得帮我 So if you guys want to save your homes, you're gonna have to help me.
不管你们相不相信 你们有着无与伦比的力量 And whether or not you believe it, you guys have enormous untapped power.
人类在形容最好的东西 都是用动物来形容的 Whenever people talk about the best of the best, it's always an animal expression.
你有狮子般的心 You got a heart like a lion.
或是壮得跟牛一样 他有鹰一般锐利的双眼 Or he's as strong as an ox. He's got eyes like an eagle.
像羚羊一样灵活的身手 像臭鼬一样的臭 Or he can move swift like a gazelle. Or you stink like a skunk.
-怎么？ -抱歉 我只是在加强重点 - What? - Sorry about that, man. I'm trying to make my point.
我想说的是 我们做得到！我们可以的！ What I'm trying to say is, we can do this! We can do it!
不要没有努力过就把一切都放弃了！ Just don't give up without a fight!
让这个消息传出去 从西西里岛到海洋世界。 Let the word go out from Sicily to SeaWorld.
全面罢工！明白吗？ The trucks don't move! Capisce?
对! 就是这样！ 海狸教父说得对！ Yeah! All right! The beaver's right!
全面罢工… Yeah!
嘿 孩子们！ 你们得让开 Hey, kids! I'm gonna have to ask you to move!
-不！ -不？ - No! - No?
听着 你们最好别惹我 Listen, don't start with me.
大家各就各位 Everybody, take your positions!
再见了 宝贝 Hasta la vista, baby.
糟糕！ 关窗户！ Shoot! Roll 'em up!
我从来没见过这种情形 I ain't never seen nothing like this before.
-它们全都没奶了 -什么？ -None of 'em have any milk. -What?
全都没奶了 All of 'em are dry.
-你怎么了 安娜贝尔？ -罢工…罢工… What's wrong, Annabelle? -Strike! Strike!
罢工…罢工…罢工…罢工… Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
把蛋拿去啊！你要炒蛋还是煎蛋？ Here's your eggs! You want 'em scrambled?
罢工…罢工…罢工… Strike! Strike! Strike!
好了 去接飞盘吧 Okay. Let's go get the Frisbee.
-去啊 去接啊！ -不接！ - Come on, go get it! - D'oh!
罢工…罢工…罢工… Strike! Strike! Strike!
给我-给我-把绳子给我 别这样 Give me-- Give me--Give me that leash!
-罢工…罢工…罢工…罢工… -哦~~不！ -Strike! Strike!Strike! Strike! -Oh, no!
嘿 阿奇 所有动物都团结起来了 Hey, Archie. All the animals are working together.
你很快就能出去了 You'll be out of here in no time.
这太扯了 动物怎么团结得起来 It's ridiculous. Animals can't organize.
你也许该自己看看 You may want to take a look at this for yourself then.
全世界所有的动物都团结了 All over the world, animals have organized.
它们正在罢工 在德克萨斯州 在法国巴黎 They're striking in Paris, Texas, in Paris, France,
布鲁克林 墨西哥跟加拿大 in Brooklyn, in Mexico and in Canada.
我很确定他们明早就会后悔 I'm sure I'm going to regret this in the morning,
但也许还是跟杜立德谈谈 but maybe you should talk with Dolittle.
谈什么？ 对一些野蛮的低等生物低头吗？ And what? Give in to a bunch of beasts and lower life-forms?
我都跟民主党打过 就都能打赢这群动物 I took on the Democrats. I can take on a bunch of animals.
-罢工！ -哦~不！ - Charge! - Oh, no!
-走开！ -当心！ -小心！ - Go on! - Look out! - Watch it!
--打败它 哈！ -撤退！ -走开！ - Beat it. Ha! - Retreat! - Go on!
-医生！ -一点也不团结 - Medic! - Organized.
有两个目标 在AT9方位 We have two bogeys, bearing Alpha Tango Niner.
锁定目标 We are locked on targets.
-你听到了吗？ -开始轰炸！ -Do you hear something? -Commence bombing!
收到 长官 Roger that, sir.
炸得好！士兵 我来掩护你 Well done, men! Hang in there!
宴会还没结束呢！ The party ain't over yet!
老板？ Sir?
-千万别乱动 -了解 - Don't make any sudden moves. - Gotcha.
攻击！ 锁定后发射！ Attack! Back 'em up!
轰炸开始！ 二号发射！ Poop's away! Firing number two!
回基地补给弹药 Let's return to base and reload.
老板,你..你把门给… Sir, you, uh, you-you've locked the, uh--
-什么? -你怎么把门锁上了 老板！ -What? -You've locked the door, sir!
-什么? - 你可不可以… -What? -You might want to--
老板! Sir!
-我想你最好快跑 -我…我只是个律师 我跟他无关 -快跑！ -I think you should run. -Run! -I'm an attorney. I was-- I'm not with him.
又是他！瞄准那家伙！ There he is again! Get the little guy!
蜇他...！ Banzai!
不 别蜇我的脸！ Not the face!
不要 我求你 不 我相信一切都能解决的 No, please! No, no. I'm sure we can work something out.
我只是要拿电话 我要打给杜立德医生 I'm just reaching for my phone. I'm gonna call Dr. Dolittle.
噢~噢~噢~别轻举妄动 否则我就大开杀戒 Whoa, whoa. No sudden movements, or I'm gonna bite you in the cannolis.
呃 你好 请给我 约翰·杜立德医生的电话 Uh, hello. The number for Dr. John Dolittle, please.
不对 是约翰·杜立德 Not Stuart Little. Dolittle.
我是杜立德 Dolittle.
哦 波特先生,你好吗？ Oh, Mr. Potter. How are you, sir?
哦 不算很好 你的两个朋友在我这边 Oh, I could be better. I'm here with a couple of your friends.
我知道 你不会相信动物会团结的 I know you can't possibly believe that animals are organizing.
呃 我现在不知道该相信什么了 Uh, well, you know, I don't know what to think anymore.
这样好了 咱们摊开来谈 Tell you what. Let's put our cards on the table.
我会很乐意帮你跟动物们约个会谈... I will be more than happy to set up a meeting between you and these animals...
-来处理你们的问题 -什么？ -so you can work out your problem. -What?
嘿 这是你唯一能够保住面子的方式 Hey, look. It's the only way you're gonna be able to save face.
你不需要承认你错了 还能够全身而退 You won't have to admit you were wrong, and you can get out without looking like an idiot.
好…好…什么都好 只要 叫它们快点撤退 Okay, okay. Look, anything. Just-Just call them off.
好 听我说 让浣熊听电话 Okay. All right, listen, put the raccoon on the phone.
他要跟你说话,长话短说 He wants to speak to you. Make it short.
对 对... 不…都在我掌控之下 Hello. Yeah. No, no. I got it under control.
我们再打给你 好了 Hey, we'll call youse back. All right.
首先呢 我要声明我只是一个翻译 First off, let me say that I'm here only as a mediator.
所有的交涉都由波特先生... And these negotiations will be between Mr. Potter...
跟森林动物联盟534号来进行 and the representatives of the United Animals of the Forest, local 534.
- 对 我们开始吧 -这是我的新提案 - Yeah. Let's come to order. - This is my new proposal.
好的 All right.
契约书怎么说 医生? 地盘要怎么划分？ What's the stipulations, Doc? What kind of territory are we looking at?
这里只有12英亩地 12英亩地 It's only, uh, 12 acres here. It's 12 acres.
我去你的12英亩地 混球 I got your 12 acres right here, pal.
-嘿 它们似乎很满意 -我给你一些让你满意的东西 - Hey, they like it. - I'll give you something you like.
这个拿去 Like this.
我想它们拒绝了 I think that's a "no."
应该是说 去你妈的 Or "hell no," maybe.
同时罢工规模扩大 Meanwhile, the strike kept growing.
就连职业动物也参加了 Even the pros were getting in on the act.
最后几个选手... The last few runners left to load now...
都准备好参加今年最盛大的比赛 就要开赛了 for one of the biggest spectacles of the year: It's Derby time.
赛马都进栅栏了 闸门都关了 Last horse is in. Gate's closed.
预备…开赛了! And away they go!
不跑,绝不跑… 不跑,绝不跑… Hell, no! We won't go! Hell, no! We won't go!
-不跑,绝不跑… -要跑你自己跑 ! - Hell, no! We won't go! - Run your own stupid race!
-你去跑个一英里看看 -别想碰那条鞭子 矮冬瓜 - You try running a mile. - Don't even think about reaching for that whip.
先生们女士们 欢迎 杀人鲸！ Ladies and gentlemen, Shamu!
杀人鲸来啰！ This is Shamu!
算了 我今天不想跳圈圈 你们呢？ Nah. I don't feel like jumping through any hoops today. Any of you guys?
呃-呃 不要 今天不行 我才刚吃饱 Uh-uh. No, no. Not today. I just ate. Uh-uh.
波特先生 希望这次能达成协议 Mr. Potter, I hope we have a deal now.
-好吧！ -耶！ -All right! -Yeah!
太好了 他会的都是我教的 Good job. Taught him everything he knows.
大熊万岁！ 阿奇万岁！ Viv le bear! Viv le Archie!
医生万岁！ Viv le Doctor！
来啊 给我个熊抱 Come on, give me a bear hug.
-来吧！ -哦 不…千万不要 阿奇 -Come on! -Oh, no. Absolutely not, Archie.
没来个熊抱你就别想离开 You're not leaving here until you get a bear hug.
好吧 阿奇 轻轻抱一下就好了 一个小小的 All right, give me a hug then. Just a little one.
-来嘛 -好 这样就行了 好了 -Come on. -Okay. All right. That's good.
阿奇--阿奇！阿奇！你快要压碎我了 Archie-- Archie! Archie, you're crushing my spine.
阿奇！ Archie!
再见 小心开车 要系安全带哦 Bye-bye. Drive safe now. Buckle up.
-嘿 阿奇 你在里面吗？ -干嘛? -Hey, Archie, you in there? -What?
-嘿 医生 -嘿 伙计 我是来道别的 - Hey, Doc. - Hey, man, I just stopped by to say so long.
噢 谢谢你做的一切 Oh. Thanks. For everything.
-千万别客气 -阿奇 我准备好了 -You are quite welcome. -Archie, I'm ready.
它发情了 失陪了 医生 我还有个物种得拯救 She's in heat. Excuse me, Doc. I got to go save the species.
噢~~那要加油了 阿奇 Oh. Go do your thing, Archie.
耶 阿奇… 阿奇！ Yeah, Archie. Archie!
噢 阿奇~~ Oh, Archie.
耶 令人难忘的夏天 嘿 医生 Yeah, it was quite a summer. Hey, Doc.
嘿 幸运 你在做什么? Hey, Lucky. What are you doing?
我在做什么?嗯~~ What am I doing? Hmm.
我这么说好了 Let me phrase it this way.
你也一样吗？ You too, huh?
莎莉丝跟医生更亲近了 And Charisse and the Doc were closer than ever.
噢 别这样 开心点 小派 你总有一天会成功的 Oh, come on. Cheer up, Pepito. You'll get it eventually.
不 不会的 我永远不会变色 我的变色器坏了 No, I won't. I will never blend in. I have a broken blender.
你会变色的 相信我 你会的 You will blend in. Trust me. You will blend in.
怎么会？ 我怎么可能会变色 我真差劲 How? How will Pepito ever blend in? Pepito sucks.
看看我 我不见了 Look at me! I'm blending in!
-我隐形了！ -没错 你隐形了 - I'm invisible! - That's right. You're invisible.
-干得好 宝贝 -你有怀疑过吗？ -Great job, honey. -Did you ever doubt me?
-隐形大师回来了 -感觉怎么样? -The blendmaster is back. -How about that?
我是第三世界之王 嘿 可以把整栋房子都漆绿吗？ I am king of the third world. Hey, can we do the whole house like this?
这样的风水不错哦 Is very fengshui.
最好的消息是在春天来临时 But the best news of all came the following spring.
-不，你不知道你在说什么。 -孩子们，来吧--嘿！哦！ - No, you don't know what you're talking about. - Kids, come on-- Hey! Ooh!
来这边！孩子！ 呼~呼！来这边！ 好吗 Over here! Kids! Whoo-hoo! Over here! Okay.
这是一步一步，转身、踢腿、跨步 Now, it's step, step, turn, kick, step.
爸 我以为是踏, 踢 转身 踏 踏 Papa, I thought it was step, kick, turn, step, step.
-别闹了 孩子们 我们六周后就要开演了好吗 -我以为你退休了 -Come on, kids.We open in six weeks, okay. -I thought you retired.
噢~,老婆,我们只是在玩 Oh. I did, honey. We're just playing.
好了 从副歌开始 5、6、7、8-- Okay, now from the chorus. Five, six, seven, eight--
♪ I will survive I will survive ♪
♪ For as long as I know how to love ♪
♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪
♪ I've got all my life to live ♪
♪ I've got all my love to give ♪
♪ And I'll survive I will survive ♪
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
♪ Do do do do ♪
♪ Do do do ♪
♪ Do, ooh ♪
嘿 拜托 这是我参加过的最无聊的派对 Hey, come on. This is the most boring party I've ever been to.
你们太僵硬了 太呆板了 来吧 我们走! You guys are so stiff, so plastic. Come on, let's move!
让我们跳康茄舞 嘿 宝贝 那些是真的吗? Let's conga. Hey, baby, are those real?
来吧 让我们开始派对吧 开始疯狂! Come on, let's get this party started. Let's go!
噢耶 !噢耶 ! 这里有派对 那里也有派对! Ooy! Ooy! Party over here, party over there!
尽情狂欢 把屋顶都掀了 Raise the roof. The roof is on fire.
你现在能看见我吗? 我打赌你不能 Can you see me now? I bet you can't.
我是隐形的 你能看见我吗？ I'm invisible. Can you see me?
当然可以 我看到你们两个了 Of course. I see both of you.
♪ There's a place in France ♪
♪ Where the naked monkeys dance ♪
♪ Say you're on the road. I'm on the road ♪
♪ You must explode ♪
♪ And have some fun People, have some fun ♪
♪ What I gotta do for you. We can't get low unless we show ♪
♪ We're high on love. Let's have some fun ♪
♪ When I met you at the roller rink ♪
♪ Cotton candy with your Shasta drink ♪
♪ Race with the best Then we're quite okay ♪
♪ And the kissing we did was on the cheek ♪
♪ Remember like yesterday ♪
♪ We'd hop on our bikes and just ride away ♪
♪ Knew you'd be mine somehow, someway ♪
♪ And I must say I do ♪
♪ So you're on the road. I'm on the road ♪
♪ You must explode ♪
♪ And have some fun People, have some fun ♪
♪ Somethin' about the East Coast ♪
♪ That makes us want to squeeze most ♪
♪ For those who don't think that we right ♪
♪ I'll show you how we do a damn thing ♪
♪ I'll show you how to be on your own ♪
♪ And here we go ♪
♪ Let's get it right on We're gonna have some fun ♪
♪ We'll be low on the do' That's fo' sho' ♪
♪ If we don't go then we're never gonna know ♪
♪ Say you're on the road. I'm on the road ♪
♪ Then you must explode ♪
♪ And we'll have some fun People, let's have some fun♪
♪ Oh, do ya wanna get aboard You, you, you, you, you ♪
♪ Yo ♪
♪ This goes out to all the Tameekas ♪*
♪ Yeah! All around the world ♪
♪ You know who you are I see you ♪
♪ Hey, yo, I met this shorty up on 125th ♪
♪ She was standing 5-4 with her hands on her hips ♪
♪ She had the clothes on Capris fit her to the tip ♪
♪ Her body, when she walks she holds the keys to the whip ♪
♪ I was laughing in the Bentley when the stoplight changed ♪
♪ Brought up this life 5-0 flipped the game ♪
♪ She looked at me as I made my way ♪
♪ As I rolled up, I asked what's your name. Tameeka ♪
♪ Hot chick, wild chick got chick ♪
♪ Now she's a puppet for your spot chick ♪
♪ Tameeka ♪
♪ You know the type that moms don't want you hangin' with ♪
♪ Tameeka ♪
♪ And if you gotta go make sure she's the one that you're bringin' with ♪
♪ Tameeka ♪
♪ Yo, she ain't the one to be playin' with ♪
♪ Who can do you better than the one you're with ♪
♪ No more shoppin' on 1-2-Fifth ♪
♪ She could run through Tiff's Who else you'd rather be in a V-1-2 with ♪
♪ Other than young F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S ♪
♪ I'm a hot kid, hot vid And I don't got kids ♪
♪ Benzs, Bentleys And they don't got lids ♪
♪ Meet me, then you can say you know a roller ♪
♪ I don't talk to chicks unless it's through Motorolas ♪
♪ Plus the kid ain't the one that'd be playin' with evil ♪
♪ Look at me and tell I have trouble stayin' with fevers ♪
♪ I'd be laying with divas And now I don't like nothin' ♪
♪ And not the one that'd be playin' with beavers ♪
♪ There's somethin' about the way you switched your shakes ♪
♪ The air bags almost came out when I hit the brakes ♪
♪ The other's got Mickey D's I'm gonna get you steaks ♪
♪ My mom says hey and tellin' me not to hang with you ♪
♪ Tameeka. Hot chick, wild chick got chick ♪
♪ Now she's about to blow your spot chick ♪
♪ Tameeka ♪
♪ You know the type that momsdon't want you hangin' with ♪
♪ And if you gotta go make sure she's the one that you're bringin' with ♪
♪ Tameeka ♪
♪ She ain't the one to be playin' with ♪
♪ Tameeka ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Every time we take one step forward ♪
♪ You take two steps back. Two steps back ♪
♪ Every time it's right you've been left back ♪
♪ 'Cause you really don't think about it ♪
♪ 'Cause there's really no doubt about it ♪
♪ You know that that's guilt But that's true ♪
♪ Every time we take one step forward ♪
♪ You take two steps back ♪
♪ Every time it's right you've been left back ♪
♪ 'Cause you really don't think about it ♪
♪ 'Cause there's really no doubt about it ♪
♪ You know that that's guilt But that's true ♪
♪ I don't understand where you're comin' from ♪
♪ 'Cause love's a sacrifice sometimes ♪
♪ If you feel like you're bendin' over ♪
♪ When the tears fly ♪
♪ You play me no longer rough, girl ♪
♪ And I do not want to touch you ♪
♪ When you play the little games you did before ♪
♪ Did you want to take the time to think ♪
♪ That maybe I'm just goin' through things ♪
♪ Just because you're a woman don't think you're the only one that's being misled ♪
♪ What about you rubbin' on my shoulders ♪
♪ Tellin' me I love you ♪
♪ And you do the things you used to do to me ♪
♪ Every time we take one step forward ♪
♪ You take two steps back. Two steps back ♪
♪ Every time it's right you've been left back ♪
♪ 'Cause you really don't think about it ♪
♪ 'Cause there's really no doubt about it ♪
♪ You know that that's guilt But that's true ♪
♪ Every time we take one step forward. Every time ♪
♪ You take two steps back ♪
♪ Every time it's right you've been left back ♪
♪ 'Cause you really don't think about it ♪
♪ 'Cause there's really no doubt about it ♪
♪ You know that that's guilt But that's true ♪
♪ Hey, that's the truth ♪
♪ It was so good ♪
♪ Whoo ♪
♪ Every time ♪